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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 07:26 PM
Ordered a Margarita tonight at dinner & got carded.....LAO! (I'm 45)

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 07:37 PM
yeah...but it was your A.A.R.P. card they were asking for..lol...>>kidding!!
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Ordered a Margarita tonight at dinner & got carded.....LAO! (I'm 45)

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 08:17 PM
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Ordered a Margarita tonight at dinner & got carded.....LAO! (I'm 45)


I get carded all the time and I am about tired of that chit, especially when it's at the places I frequent

And I got you by almost 5 years....

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 08:19 PM
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yeah...but it was your A.A.R.P. card they were asking for..lol...>>kidding!!
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Ordered a Margarita tonight at dinner & got carded.....LAO! (I'm 45)


I ordered a beer with dinner in Knoxville last month and got carded. I'm a fat, bald 53 year old!

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 08:21 PM
You look like Osamma ?

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 10:22 PM
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Ordered a Margarita tonight at dinner & got carded.....LAO! (I'm 45)


sometimes, some people are looking at ID's for more than a birth date.

Trust me.

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 10:30 PM
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Ordered a Margarita tonight at dinner & got carded.....LAO! (I'm 45)


sometimes, some people are looking at ID's for more than a birth date.

Trust me.


Leave gina out of this.

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 10:35 PM
I introduced her to Mom and told her she turned 78 today and she still wanted it. Guess she couldn't add either.....

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 10:37 PM
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I introduced her to Mom and told her she turned 78 today and she still wanted it. Guess she couldn't add either.....





Did they take pesos ?

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 10:46 PM
I believe English was her first language.....

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 11:26 PM
I never get carded.

Nobody cares.

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 11:42 PM
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I went to Coors Field once and had to park a long way from the gates. An attendant told me I could take a courtesy shuttle and directed me to the place were I could get picked up. So I go over there and the sign says "Senior Citizen Shuttle". I was 48 at the time.
they had internal combustion engines when you were 48...?

 

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  posted on 1/14/2007 at 11:45 PM
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sometimes, some people are looking at ID's for more than a birth date.

Trust me.


very true..

 

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  posted on 1/15/2007 at 12:01 AM
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sometimes, some people are looking at ID's for more than a birth date.

Trust me.


very true..


I've had knocks on the door twice after my girl got "carded". One was a cop who pulled her over for no reason. Well, there was a reason but it wasn't traffic related. I laid into his ass something fierce and he didn't say a word. He just left. Lotsa creeps out there.

 

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sometimes, some people are looking at ID's for more than a birth date.

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very true..


I've had knocks on the door twice after my girl got "carded". One was a cop who pulled her over for no reason. Well, there was a reason but it wasn't traffic related. I laid into his ass something fierce and he didn't say a word. He just left. Lotsa creeps out there.

Please post her picture.

 

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  posted on 1/15/2007 at 02:26 PM
Point taken fellas....

 

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  posted on 1/15/2007 at 06:39 PM
you know Red...45 is the new 25 (anyway that's what I'm choosing to go through life thinging...) You go girl! (but I have to admit, piacere gave me log's to think about with his post ... lotta axxes and scaries out there).

 

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  posted on 1/15/2007 at 08:43 PM
this is cracking me up . . . but here's a real ouch . . . I did a 3-day ABB Beacon last year -and you know how they take a break and i'm heading outdoors in this herd of ABB fans and this very tall, young guy - i'd say in his 20's - leans over me and in a very loud voice, goes, "man, i didn't think they let people your age in here - sure you're old enough to be here. . ." okay, so i'm 53 but still holding strong - but talk about blowing my little southern mind . . . i mean your mind goes a thousand directions . . . like, is that all this guy has to say after experiencing the first half of the ABB or is he even capable of spelling "peace" or can he not handle his drugs - or all of the above and more so . . . as everybody was staring me down I thought about - ya know - if ya can't say anything nice don't say anything at all but nah, I grabbed the little jerk by his arm and in my sweetest southern drawl said, "sweetheart, how 'bout you and me walk back inside and see if we can locate Gregg Allman - I wanna watch you ask Gregg if he's old enough to be here tonight. . . well, his buddies started laughing and I gave him a very brief lecture like . . . something like ". . . do you really feel better about yourself . . . c'mon mess with your own high but not with mine. . ." hours later, my "little friend" is at BBKings - we lock eyes - he shoots me the peace sign & smiles . . .

Ya know, i'm a really nice girl and I really want to tell you guys I felt peace in return but that would be a big fat lie . . . nah, in my mind all I could think of is "your time is gonna come. . ." and the rest of the night was so fine . . .

btw, i sure could of used a big ABB family around me at the time!

 

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  posted on 1/15/2007 at 08:53 PM
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this is cracking me up . . . but here's a real ouch . . . I did a 3-day ABB Beacon last year -and you know how they take a break and i'm heading outdoors in this herd of ABB fans and this very tall, young guy - i'd say in his 20's - leans over me and in a very loud voice, goes, "man, i didn't think they let people your age in here - sure you're old enough to be here. . ." okay, so i'm 53 but still holding strong - but talk about blowing my little southern mind . . . i mean your mind goes a thousand directions . . . like, is that all this guy has to say after experiencing the first half of the ABB or is he even capable of spelling "peace" or can he not handle his drugs - or all of the above and more so . . . as everybody was staring me down I thought about - ya know - if ya can't say anything nice don't say anything at all but nah, I grabbed the little jerk by his arm and in my sweetest southern drawl said, "sweetheart, how 'bout you and me walk back inside and see if we can locate Gregg Allman - I wanna watch you ask Gregg if he's old enough to be here tonight. . . well, his buddies started laughing and I gave him a very brief lecture like . . . something like ". . . do you really feel better about yourself . . . c'mon mess with your own high but not with mine. . ." hours later, my "little friend" is at BBKings - we lock eyes - he shoots me the peace sign & smiles . . .

Ya know, i'm a really nice girl and I really want to tell you guys I felt peace in return but that would be a big fat lie . . . nah, in my mind all I could think of is "your time is gonna come. . ." and the rest of the night was so fine . . .

btw, i sure could of used a big ABB family around me at the time!




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ya did good.

 

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  posted on 1/17/2007 at 06:44 PM
it does make ya feel good. i get carded at the supermarket to buy beer (im 40)
 
 


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