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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 02:27 PM
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Lee, LOOK, The Hakk is playing Whipping Bird on his air guitar!!!



You sure it's not "Sympathy for the Wharfrat"?


"Stairway To Yogi's?"

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 02:27 PM
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Okay, who missed me the most?


Mike Vick?

Ted Nugent?

 

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Lee, LOOK, The Hakk is playing Whipping Bird on his air guitar!!!



You sure it's not "Sympathy for the Wharfrat"?


"Stairway To Yogi's?"


"Won't Be CrOkIEd Again?"

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 02:30 PM
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"Won't Be CrOkIEd Again?"



Well it IS Thursday!

 
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Lee, LOOK, The Hakk is playing with Whipping Bird droppings on his air guitar!!!

[Edited on 1/18/2007 by oldcoot]

 

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Lee, LOOK, The Hakk is playing Whipping Bird on his air guitar!!!



You sure it's not "Sympathy for the Wharfrat"?


"Stairway To Yogi's?"


"Won't Be CrOkIEd Again?"


"Ridin' The Rat Out?"

 

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Lee, LOOK, The Hakk is playing Whipping Bird on his air guitar!!!



You sure it's not "Sympathy for the Wharfrat"?


"Stairway To Yogi's?"


"Won't Be CrOkIEd Again?"


"Ridin' The Rat Out?"


"I Can't Get No Ratisfaction?"

 

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Lee, LOOK, The Hakk is playing Whipping Bird on his air guitar!!!



You sure it's not "Sympathy for the Wharfrat"?


"Stairway To Yogi's?"


"Won't Get CrOkIEd Again?"


"Ridin' The Rat Out?"


"I Can't Get No Ratisfaction?"


"99 Bottles of Capt. Morgan On The Wall?"

 

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Lee, LOOK, The Hakk is playing Whipping Bird on his air guitar!!!



You sure it's not "Sympathy for the Wharfrat"?


"Stairway To Yogi's?"


"Won't Get CrOkIEd Again?"


"Ridin' The Rat Out?"


"I Can't Get No Ratisfaction?"


"99 Bottles of Capt. Morgan On The Wall?"


"Karma Ka-Wharfrat?"

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 02:38 PM
What about HAKK and Ted doing a duet?


"HAKK Scratch Fever"


 
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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 02:41 PM
Wonder if ZAKK ever went to McDonald's and had a Big HAKK attack?
 
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#1 with a bullet, er, bow and arrow!

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 02:50 PM
cooooot!




You better rest up. Saw in the sports page that tonight on TNT there's








NBA DOUBLEHEADER ACTION!!!




 
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cooooot!




You better rest up. Saw in the sports page that tonight on TNT there's








NBA DOUBLEHEADER ACTION!!!




appropriate for a thursday...

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 03:12 PM
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Lee, LOOK, The Hakk is playing Whipping Bird on his air guitar!!!

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He's looking for his beer

 

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Derek still follows the G.O.A.T.

 

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Who put the hash in my water bottle?

 

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  posted on 1/18/2007 at 03:27 PM
I never have that much luck with my aquafina purchases.

 

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IT's monkey time!

 

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Time for Naked Yoga

 

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Now we see that Lee really might be on the lamb...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070118/od_afp/usjusticesexoffbeat

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DETROIT, United States (AFP) - Philanderers beware: spouses caught cheating in Michigan could end up spending the rest of their life in prison.

And not the emotional kind.

The state's appeals court recently ruled that extramarital flings can be prosecuted as first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in jail.

"We cannot help but question whether the Legislature actually intended the result we reach here today," Judge William Murphy wrote in a unanimous Court of Appeals panel, "but we are curtailed by the language of the statute from reaching any other conclusion."

"Technically," he added, "any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I," the most serious sexual assault charge in the state's criminal code.

Michigan still lists adultery as a felony, although no one has been convicted of the offense since 1971.

Nobody really expects prosecutors to go after cheating spouses. But the ruling has the local legal community twittering about its genuine intended target.

One theory floating around the courthouse is that the judges were taking a jab at the state Supreme Court, which has decreed that judges must interpret statutory language adopted by the Legislature literally, whatever the consequences.

Many other states allow judges to reject a literal interpretation if they believe it would lead to an absurd result.

Judge Murphy wrote that he encouraged "the Legislature to take a second look at the statutory language if they are troubled by our ruling."

A spokesman for the attoney general, who publicly admitted to adultery in November, declined to say whether they would press for legislative amendments to make it clear that only violent felonies involving an unwilling victim could trigger a first-degree CSC charge.

"This is so bizarre that it doesn't even merit a response," Rusty Hill said.

The appeals court decision involved a man convicted of trading prescription painkillers for sex.

In an attempt to increase his jail time, prosecutors used an obscure provision of the state's criminal law to charge him with criminal sexual conduct, which occurs whenever "sexual penetration occurs under circumstances involving the commission of any other felony."

 

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