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  posted on 12/14/2006 at 07:20 AM
>> 1 cup of water
>> 1 tsp baking soda
>> 1 cup of sugar
>> 1 tsp salt
>> 1 cup of brown sugar
>> lemon juice
>> 4 large eggs
>> 1 cup nuts
>> 2 cups of dried fruit
>> 1 bottle Crown Royal
>>
>> - Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.
>> - Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of
>> the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
>>
>> - Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
>> bowl.
>> - Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again.
>>
>> - At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try
>> another cup... just in case.
>>
>> - Turn off the mixer thingy.
>>
>> - Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
>>
>> - Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
>>
>> - Mix on the turner.
>>
>> - If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with
>> a dewscriver.
>>
>> - Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.
>>
>> - Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.
>>
>> - Check the Crown Royal.
>>
>> - Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>>
>> - Add one table.
>>
>> - Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.
>>
>> - Greash the oven.
>>
>> - Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>>
>> - Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>>
>> - Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
>>
>> - Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.
>>
>> - Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
>>
>> Cherry Mistmas

 

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  posted on 12/14/2006 at 07:32 AM
Well we know the quality of the Crown Royal if fine

Very Funny!

 

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  posted on 12/14/2006 at 07:37 AM
Hey, someone stole my Glenlivet cookie recipe!
 

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  posted on 12/14/2006 at 10:42 AM
Definitely the way some people I know do their Christmas baking! Thank you for the recipe!

 

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  posted on 12/14/2006 at 11:12 AM
Awesome. Thanks for the laugh.
 

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  posted on 12/14/2006 at 11:19 AM
A cookbook recipe for sure

 

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  posted on 12/14/2006 at 06:21 PM
susea - you'd be surprised at how many of my Christmas cookie's get cooked using some version of this recipe! LOL

 

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  posted on 12/14/2006 at 10:38 PM
Rite Aid has a sweet holiday special on a fifth of Crown with two glasses for $19.99. I bought one today...the mgr said the price is good until they run out...

 

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  posted on 12/14/2006 at 11:03 PM
Wow they were ..good... very funny Susea

 

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