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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 02:14 AM
Why did the pilgrims pants keep falling down ?








Because they wore their belts on their hats.

 

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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 06:41 AM
You've been to the oldcoot school of joke-telling, haven't you, Jon?!?

 

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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 08:31 AM
Okay, if this is what it is then ....



What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?










Plymouth Rock







[Edited on 11/22/2006 by Ayla]

 

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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 09:37 AM
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You've been to the oldcoot school of joke-telling, haven't you, Jon?!?


He failed the entrance exam.

His joke was actually funny.

 

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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 09:43 AM
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You've been to the oldcoot school of joke-telling, haven't you, Jon?!?
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He failed the entrance exam.

His joke was actually funny.



Thank you, thank you.

 

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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 12:29 PM
Don't believe a thing coot* says........

 

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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 12:31 PM
Don't take advice from Sang either.


 
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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 01:34 PM
...and don't get me started on that Benjamin fella!

 

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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 02:28 PM
ummmm, hai ... were you the big kid who took 2 candybars during trick-or-treat last halloween?

 

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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 02:43 PM
lmao.

jon made a funny - whats next? a HAI-que? Lmao!

 

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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 06:52 PM
Here is a joke about cooking a stuffed turkey.

"When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people, like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED TURKEY

10-12 lb. turkey

1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.)
1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to
taste
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Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter,
salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in
bakingpan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the
popping sounds.

When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the turkey flies
across the room, it is done.


 

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  posted on 11/22/2006 at 08:44 PM
George Bush pardoned several turkey's this year; just thought I'd throw that in the mix.

 

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  posted on 11/25/2006 at 04:17 PM
"A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan, while there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had dated two guys since he had been gone, and she wanted to break up with him, and she wanted the pictures of herself back. So the Marine did what any squared away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could including the naked ones, he then mailed about 25 pictures of women to his girlfriend with the following note:"I don't remember which one you are, please take your picture out and mail the rest back".

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That's the difference in Western behavior. Muslims don't behave like that.

 

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  posted on 11/26/2006 at 01:47 AM
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That's the difference in Western behavior. Muslims don't behave like that.


Wanna bet ?

 

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  posted on 11/26/2006 at 04:22 PM
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That's the difference in Western behavior. Muslims don't behave like that.
No, they would have stoned her for being unfaithful
And Gina, correct me if I'm wrong, but if it were the man who was being unfaithful, they still would have stoned the wife.

 

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  posted on 11/27/2006 at 06:31 PM
"That's the difference in Western behavior. Muslims don't behave like that. "

Are you for real?

 

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  posted on 11/27/2006 at 08:50 PM
Good Muslim men do not cheat on their wives and their wives wait for them, because a mjuahid is not just a fantastic warrior, they are fantastic in other ways too. As to the stoning, it depends on several factors. If there were witnesses she would probably be whipped with 100 stripes.

 

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  posted on 11/27/2006 at 08:55 PM
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Are you for real?
Deb, don't encourage her.

 

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  posted on 11/27/2006 at 09:38 PM
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Good Muslim men do not cheat on their wives and their wives wait for them, because a mjuahid is not just a fantastic warrior, they are fantastic in other ways too. As to the stoning, it depends on several factors. If there were witnesses she would probably be whipped with 100 stripes.


Good muslim men are about as many as the ratio of good Christian, Buddist, Jewish, atheist, etc., other men. A goog man is a good man, no matter what religion. Muslims don't have a monopoly on them. Get a grip & quit wettin' your drawers.

"And as to the stoning," a western woman wouldn't be so cruely whipped with "stripes". Do you realize what 100 lashes with leather strips would do to a person, physically & mentally? In Iran they are buried up to their necks & stoned to death. How wonderful. Wanna see the tapes? They're readily avaliable on the 'net. What, by the way, would be punishment for a "fantastic warrior"s infidelity, besides looking the other way? There's quite a double-standard in your 'Religion Of Peace'.

I'm sure you'll come back with some claptrap about 'Mohammed states in the Qur'an....", but it's all bunk, because the 'Religion Of Peace' practicioners are worse that any Christian zealots hypocracy. They don't practice what they're shovelling. They just use it to subjugate others. They are so ignorant of what the Qur'an actually says, for the vast majority of the mouth-foamers, breast-beaters, rearing-children-to-blow-themselves-up, haters-of-all-they-are-not, can't even read, let alone understand a syllable ancient Arabic. It's all recitation without understanding. Another name is brain-washing. That's why they start 'em young.

BTW, How many of the 72 virgins are young boys?

 

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  posted on 11/28/2006 at 01:13 AM
I had an old girlfriend who was Muslim. She up and left her husband. He felt it was his duty to beat her weekly to keep her in line with the Koran.
She kicked his ass one night and walked out the door....heh heh

 

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