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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 02:14 PM
Hey everyone! I was just wondering what's the worst Christmas songs you've ever experienced!
Mine Are:
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause-Jackson 5
A Song With The Lyrics-The pretty little dolly can spit
Oh Yeah! I connot stand Band Aid's Do They Know It's Christmas!

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 02:17 PM
David Bowie and Bing Crosby - Little Drummer Boy

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 02:28 PM
It's not even Thanksgiving yet, but if I hear Feliz Navidad again, it's shotgun in mouth time.

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 02:32 PM
Far and away the worst Christmas song is Paul McCartney's " Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time " .
 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 02:37 PM
"Do they know it's Christmas?'

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 02:42 PM
I heard Lou Reed do a christmas tune. I forget which one, but it was horrendous. That's my pick.
 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 02:45 PM
Over the years I have become a fan of Bruce Springsteen, but his version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town drives my crazy.
 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 02:54 PM
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Far and away the worst Christmas song is Paul McCartney's " Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time " .
Scratch my first post on this thread and substitute it with this one. DITTO

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 03:01 PM
They are all so over played I think most of them suck.

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 03:11 PM
Back in the 80's, I heard a version of Jingle Bells performed by some metal band (Raven?) with Udo Dirkschneider of Accept on vocals.

That was truly, truly horrible.

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 03:11 PM
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Far and away the worst Christmas song is Paul McCartney's " Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time " .


I agree! He just keeps repeating those lyrics over and over and over and over again. It sounds like a broken record!!!!!!!!!!

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 03:12 PM
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It's not even Thanksgiving yet, but if I hear Feliz Navidad again, it's shotgun in mouth time.



Agreed. But that one with the dogs barking "in tune" to Jingle Bells as God Awful too.

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 03:23 PM
I was watching VH1's "100 greatest songs of the 80s" (now THAT's an exciting list ) and saw a commercial for a new Twisted Sister album.

You guessed it: "A Twisted Christmas" (or something to that effect). Now I haven't heard any of this, but it has to be awful, right?

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 03:47 PM
Actually all that have been mentioned make my skin crawl.

Also I can't stand "Christmas Rapping " by the Waitresses ( i think thats the name and who sings it)

HATE IT !

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 04:05 PM
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It's not even Thanksgiving yet, but if I hear Feliz Navidad again, it's shotgun in mouth time.



Agreed. But that one with the dogs barking "in tune" to Jingle Bells as God Awful too.


That's my pick.

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 04:07 PM
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"Christmas in Hollis" -- Run D.M.C.


oh man! that is one of my favorites, belive it or not.....i like the part they sample in it.


i gotta go with the Dogs Barking. or anything by the Chipmunks.

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 04:13 PM
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Over the years I have become a fan of Bruce Springsteen, but his version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town drives my crazy.


Really? I would have listed that as one of my favorites. The one that drives me nuts is the K-Mart jingle that keeps me up at night because I can't get it out of my head.

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 04:28 PM
"i gotta go with the Dogs Barking. or anything by the Chipmunks."

Gotta go with LinnieXX on this one - the Chipmunks give me a headache and the Dogs Barking think drives my Lola crazy!

 

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I can not stand ANY version of 12 Days of Christmas. (Serious or comedy) Whoever wrote that idiotic song should be shot!!

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 04:54 PM
All of them.
 

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I love Mr Hanky The xmas poo! Hidy HO!

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 05:27 PM
I gotta add Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. Nails on a chalkboard.

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 05:51 PM
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.... or anything by the Chipmunks.


What? You don't like Dolly Parton?

 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 06:42 PM
Any of those 80s "I'm making a crap load of money so I am going to make YOU feel guilty" Christmas songs, including George Michael's song.
 

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  posted on 11/21/2006 at 08:23 PM
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"Christmas in Hollis" -- Run D.M.C.


oh man! that is one of my favorites, belive it or not.....i like the part they sample in it.


i gotta go with the Dogs Barking. or anything by the Chipmunks.


This is a great one!

Its Christmas time in Hollis Queens, Moms cooking chicken and collard greens.
Rice and stuffin, macaroni and cheese, And Santa puttin gifts under Christmas trees.
Decorate the house with lights at night,Snows on the ground,snow white snow bright.
In the fireplace is the Yule log, Beneath the mistle toe as we drink egg nog.
The rhymes you hear are the rhymes of Darryls, But each and every year we BUST CHRISTMAS CARROLS!

 

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