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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 09:13 AM
Damn, Google is an anti-productivity tool lately.

 

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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 09:29 AM
I am wasting my day looking up info on trips to Vegas. Where to stay at, when to fly out there, etc.
 
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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 09:31 AM
So far, I've only played the pony express game once.

 

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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 09:32 AM
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I am wasting my day looking up info on trips to Vegas. Where to stay at, when to fly out there, etc.


Las Vegas Advisor is your friend, pretty much every detail you need to want or know: http://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/

 

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I am wasting my day looking up info on trips to Vegas. Where to stay at, when to fly out there, etc.


Las Vegas Advisor is your friend, pretty much every detail you need to want or know: http://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/


Thank you sir. Much appreciated.

 
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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 09:53 AM
Not much of a gambler but I do hope to taking in a show or two and see the sights.

Is the Bunny ranch accessible?

 
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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 10:01 AM
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What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you cannot tuna fish





Closet REO Speedwagon fan I see....

 

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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 10:09 AM
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Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing?

Just for the halibut!





Baravelli: ...you can't come in unless you give the password.
Professor Wagstaff: Well, what is the password?
Baravelli: Aw, no. You gotta tell me. Hey, I tell what I do. I give you three guesses. It's the name of a fish.
Professor Wagstaff: Is it "Mary?"
Baravelli: [laughing] 'At's-a no fish!
Professor Wagstaff: She isn't? Well, she drinks like one! ...Let me see... Is it "Sturgeon"?
Baravelli: Aw, you-a craze. A "sturgeon", he's a doctor cuts you open when-a you sick. Now I give you one more chance.
Wagstaff: I got it! "Haddock".
Baravelli: 'At's a-funny, I got a "haddock" too.
Wagstaff: What do you take for a "haddock"?
Baravelli: Sometimes I take an aspirin, sometimes I take a calomel.
Wagstaff: Y'know, I'd walk a mile for a calomel.
Baravelli: You mean chocolate calomel? I like-a that too, but you no guess it. [Slams door. Wagstaff knocks again. Baravelli opens peephole again.] Hey, what's-a matter, you no understand English? You can't come in here unless you say, "Swordfish." Now I'll give you one more guess.
Professor Wagstaff: ...swordfish, swordfish... I think I got it. Is it "swordfish"?
Baravelli: Hah. That's-a it. You guess it.
Professor Wagstaff: Pretty good, eh?

Harpo Marx ("Pinky"), whose characters operated only in pantomime, gets into the speakeasy by pulling a sword and a fish out of his trench coat and showing them to the doorman.

 

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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 10:10 AM
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Fu&k Indiana.




Drive slow. They are watching you.

 

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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 10:14 AM
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Fu&k Indiana.


Buy it dinner first.

 

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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 11:40 AM
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So far, I've only played the pony express game once.


It's a great time killer

 

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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 11:40 AM
Good afternoon, got my new computer today
 

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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 08:37 PM
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Good afternoon, got my new computer today


How does the porn look?

 

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  posted on 4/14/2015 at 08:59 PM
Completely avoided Indiana by going I-57.......eff Indiana.....

 

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  posted on 4/15/2015 at 01:57 AM
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How does the porn look?


It looks good

 

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  posted on 4/15/2015 at 06:21 AM
good morning

 

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  posted on 4/15/2015 at 06:21 AM
working from home again today

 

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  posted on 4/15/2015 at 06:22 AM
since my brother lives in IN, i may be going out there in couple months to see him.
My nephew is graduating HS

I'm sure I'll find plenty of times to say eff Indiana

 

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  posted on 4/15/2015 at 06:33 AM
Good humpday, taxday morning!

 

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  posted on 4/15/2015 at 06:34 AM
Gooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol Indiana lovin' mornin' !

 

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  posted on 4/15/2015 at 06:52 AM
Good Morning......

 

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  posted on 4/15/2015 at 06:53 AM
Have to get used to this Eastern time.....

 

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  posted on 4/15/2015 at 06:55 AM
Ready to drive on to Live Oak....going through Atlanta should be fun....hit Nashville during rush hour yesterday...looks like rain and storms the next few days.....hope the bands can play.....

 

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Ready to drive on to Live Oak....going through Atlanta should be fun....hit Nashville during rush hour yesterday...looks like rain and storms the next few days.....hope the bands can play.....


As long as you hit Atlanta in late morning, early afternoon you should be good. If you haven't made it to Atlanta by 3:00PM you should find someplace to spend the night.

 

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  posted on 4/15/2015 at 12:40 PM
Good Afternoon Slackers
 
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