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Author: Subject: MT 28 - Lock your wife and dog in the trunk for an hour. See who's happy when you open it.

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  posted on 3/25/2015 at 08:04 PM
Hadn't listened to Texas Motel Medley for a while. Completely cracks me up every time.

 

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  posted on 3/25/2015 at 10:57 PM
coot* block...............

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 04:33 AM
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning sio!

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 04:41 AM
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Wott - another little $16 million dollar error?


Just $40k. I found the money.

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 05:49 AM
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Well today sucked balls. Big time.


What will my boss do to me tomorrow?


A: Fire Me

B: Kill Me

C: All of the above




I guess 'B' covers drawn and quartered?


Nah, I can take him.....

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 06:46 AM
Good morning, Lee!

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 07:21 AM
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Well today sucked balls. Big time.


What will my boss do to me tomorrow?


A: Fire Me

B: Kill Me

C: All of the above




I guess 'B' covers drawn and quartered?


Nah, I can take him.....


Well it IS Thursgay

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 09:27 AM
Good Morning.................

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 09:39 AM
Speaking of South Carolina, where's DanBastid been?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/stiletto-attack-guilty-plea-90 8734

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 09:40 AM
She sounds like a fun girl.

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 10:37 AM
Yo!

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 10:37 AM
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She sounds like a fun girl.


Looks like she can be a real heel if you get her angry, though.

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 10:40 AM
Mrs. Bhawk and Bhawkette are going to be away all weekend! That means...

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 11:01 AM
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Mrs. Bhawk and Bhawkette are going to be away all weekend! That means...




Is this one of those times where a cigar is just a cigar?

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 05:58 PM
Probably the last round of indoor golf today - looks like the weather will be better next week - playing at least 2 or 3 days next week.............

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 06:03 PM
I understand the Scotch and the cigar.

Why do you need a 2X4?

 

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  posted on 3/26/2015 at 09:37 PM
Hola!

Moby Dick was sighted at the adult pool at the Big Island Hilton.

It's my fat ass, sipping on a coconut Porter and listening to QMS live in Maui on Spotify (one of the better shows on the Dino was released from the hoosegow.

Sure glad I missed Indiana fully embarrass itself, along with the six inches of snow on Lake Meechigan.

Can't wait to go to the airport tomorrow!????

 

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  posted on 3/27/2015 at 05:22 AM
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood 'ol weekend morning!

 

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  posted on 3/27/2015 at 07:00 AM
Lazy asses......

 

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  posted on 3/27/2015 at 07:48 AM
Greetings!

 

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  posted on 3/27/2015 at 07:50 AM
MUCH NEEDED FRESHNESS!!!!


 

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  posted on 3/27/2015 at 08:22 AM
Good Morning....................

 

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  posted on 3/27/2015 at 09:46 AM
Good Friday morning!

 

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  posted on 3/27/2015 at 10:11 AM
It was beautiful here Mon-Wed and now it is turning all **** ty for the weekend.

 

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  posted on 3/27/2015 at 01:02 PM
Got flurries heading to our area tonight.

 

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