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Author: Subject: MT 28 - Lock your wife and dog in the trunk for an hour. See who's happy when you open it.

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  posted on 3/16/2015 at 04:39 PM
And...................


we're off.

Don't expect witty, timely titles.
Don't drink the green water
Patiently waiting for pictures of Lee wearin' o' the Green
If grits are not grocery products then I put it to you, what are they?
The official home of corny titles
Yerry's weekend of debauchery is on schedule. What about the rest of us?
Weekend of Cream
Home of beer geeks and freaks
Was it a can of foamin' goo?
Won't find any Easter eggs in the thread
Opening Day! Let's play two
Searching for the best alcohol to calorie ratio beverage
Everyone must get (1/2) stoned!
Indiana, the SILF
Celebrated Record Store Day! Anyone have a spare turntable?
Boozy's back in town!
Wishin' I was in Nawlins.
Wishin' I was in L'ville.
Prayers and good vibes to B.B.
I'm back. Who missed me the most?
Cedar Rapids has a blues festival? Whoda thunk?
R.I.P., B.B. You will be missed
Wear blue this week in remembrance of B.B. King
Wishin' I had one ride on the Starship
Coot*, what's the over/under on airborne cars at Indy today?
Remembering those who have fallen today
Are we no good ne'er do wells or lame slackers? Discuss
Belated Happy Birthday to Space Monkey. You are missed
Make sure your alarm clocks are set for the proper time zone on Friday.
Time for some blues. Cuj is headed for Chicago.
Time for some blues. Cuj is stuck in N.J.
Need new FB friends. Blackhawks winning is filling up my newsfeed.
In Memory of Capt. Skipper
Can Chuck still be a dental floss tycoon if he moves to Meeechigan?
Patchouli shortages predicted for Santa Clara and Chicago
Because 'Murica!
Ok Deadheads, get back to work!
Hey Yerry, there's always bro country.
Proof rust never sleeps, Sang continues to break the innernets
Anchor Wings, bow your head when you say that.
Healing vibes to Wharfie
All slacking systems nominal.
Will it take Wharfy four days to hitch-hike to Saginaw?
"Superman does good, you're doing well at slacking" Maybe TJ didn't say that...exactly
Happy hump day, everybody! Sang, you can ignore this.
Pg 86. All bad things come to those who wait.
You are going to do what with that flute? - things heard at band camp
Calling out coot* or just calling him, not a good idea either way.
And we are in the clear. Goodbye page 86, we hardly knew ye.
Labor Day weekend. Who's going to Red Rocks?
Nuthin' better than an old school receiver
Messin' with Sasquatch
Home for reprobates, weirdos, drunkards and lazy asses
Wimmens welcome.......................no, really
Yogi took the fork in the road. R.I.P., Yogi.
Kitty's back in town!
How many of us wear glasses now?
So how many lazy asses are going to Asheville in Dec?
Will Burger King bring back the Black Bun for St. Patrick's Day?
Grilling lessons with Lee
"Here, hold my beer."
Monday, Bloody Monday
There's always a rationalization for beer. That's Razor's business model.
Keeping it classy since...... yesterday?
Yea, Royals!
Who changes the titles around here?........oh yeah..
The Philly fans who threw snowballs at Santa were just misunderstood
Who said you can't attain your dreams?! Congrats to Sang on 100 rounds of golf in one year!
Nominations now being accepted for this week's Freak of the Week
Happy Thanksgiving!
Why are there still leftovers?
Sang, please pick up the white courtesy phone.
It's all about being on the right side of Indiana
What kind of calendar does Lee have?
Time to change the titles
Slacking on dual screens!
All good things come to an end. Even great things*
It's a Bobby Hull kinda day
Opining on beer. An MT Christmas tradition
Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough -Mark Twain
Lee is no longer a lazy ass
Letting our geek flag fly!
Merry Christmas!
MT'ers doing what MT'ers do, slackin'!
You seemed surprised. I told you not to expect them.
NYE, there may be some consumption of adult beverages.
Now that the hangover is mostly cleared, Happy New Year!
Welcome back to the work week.
The return of Sniper Kitty
Just like honey badger, Clapton doesn't give a sh*t!
You will be missed, Ziggy. R.I.P.
Page deletion instructions included.
User deletion instructions included. Yeah, you know who I'm lookin' at!
At least Cuj will be happy this weekend. Weather-wise, I mean.
At least Cuj will be happy this weekend. And I don't want to know about it.
Can I stop shoveling snow now?
I'm halfway to something witty.
Who is ready for some Pro Bowl football!?
For SpaceWott, 55 years ago today Ham, the first astrochimp, went into space.
I hear hippie tossin' is still the rage.
"-ly Ballou here" R.I.P., Bob Elliott, you will be missed.
Rooting for Peyton, cuz Eli sucks
Broncos!
Remembering John today. Miss you.
Who you calling fat? Happy Mardi Gras!
Ash Wednesday or "How I got a zit on my forehead two days later"
How hard would you cuddle?
Welcome to the Polar Vortex weekend.
Survived Valentine's Day for another year
Where a bunch of guys talk about swallows
We're three degrees from Robin Williams. Suck it, Bacon!
Slim is my hero!
Sang in LA. Where's that earthquake when we need it?
Leap Day. An extra day without witty and timely titles.
Hump day with Tal goodness thrown in.
Reduce Darwin candidates. Don't have sex with them. The more you know.
In the MT we observe National Grammar Day
Baseball just over the horizon!
Hey IP, Vote early and vote often!
Learning animal husbandry with Moid
This is going to be a bad year. RIP, Keith Emerson
Bracketology Monday!
Innernets are back!
Look, no snakes! Happy St. Patricks's Day
Is the Chicago River still green?
DanB continues to prove that boy ain't right.
Happy Easter!
Take advantage of all the candy sales!
Happy Birthday, Saint Mary
Tacos and....well, go together like pizza and beer
So Tuesdays are for tacos, does that mean Thursdays are for sausage?
You can expect witty and timely titles today
Where's that confounded MT29?
Opening day!
Oh well, wait until next year....
Should Lee move to a more/less Thursday enthusiastic neighborhood?
Yesterday was Nat'l Beer Day. Had I stopped drinking, I might have noticed
So what did Yerry decide?
Have fun, Sang. Don't forget to write!
On the whole, I'd rather be at Wanee
Be sure to read Sang's column in the Wanee Picayune
Unfortunately, all good things end. Sang will soon be back
I'm just going to go to sleep. Wake me in 2017
Rory On, Tandan.
Lee blames Sang
If a philosophical question is asked in the MT, does it become rhetorical?
It's the weekend, a Woods free zone in the MT
What's an appropriate gift for Lee's housewarming?
Today''s National Astronaut Day. So when's National Spacemonkey Day?
Nobody loves me except my mother and she might be jivin' me, too.
The MT. Where quoting posts has been crafted to a fine art.
Someone please cancel Yerry's Rosetta Stone account!
Aren't we all kind of older, doofy looking dudes?
Today is National Miniature Golf Day. So put one in the clown's mouth
Tupperware. You know you want it.
Tupperware. Good lord, how long has this been in the fridge?
Tupperware. When did I put something away with fuzz on it?
Today is Nascar and Nat'l Bike to Work Day. No conflict there.
Tuesday is Nat'l Buy a Musical Instrument Day. Or buy a bass.
Hoping IP can get out for the weekend!
"So You Think You Can Dance?" Peeping Tom Edition
Remembering those who sacrificed all for us.
Belated Happy Birthday to Space Monkey. You are missed
Hubba, hubba, Bubba.
National Donut Day!
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee.........:-(
Oh, where to start? It's National Moonshine Day!
L'Oreal..I mean Oppo, because Sang's worth it.
I can't even......
Yesterday was Nat'l Bourbon Day. How did I miss that?
Now that Nat'l Bourbon Day is over, Happy Father's Day!
Hello, Cleveland!
You better eat your meat 'cause today is Nat'l Chocolate Pudding Day
Today is Nat'l Paul Bunyon Day. So take your Babe out and celebrate.
What to do with a big ol' pulsating egg sack o' spiders.

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  posted on 3/16/2015 at 05:12 PM
About time.................

 

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  posted on 3/16/2015 at 05:14 PM
Shot an 86 today for my first time out with the new clubs, grip and stance. Pretty pleased, just 2 bad shots that went in the water - 2 triple bogeys. But I also had 8 pars and a birdie, and was putting for an eagle when I got the birdie. Looking forward to the golf season..............

 

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  posted on 3/16/2015 at 06:05 PM
Good morning!

 

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  posted on 3/16/2015 at 06:06 PM
Hey, it's the first one in here...

 

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  posted on 3/16/2015 at 07:29 PM
What a nice day today!

 

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  posted on 3/16/2015 at 11:17 PM
Nice to start with low expectations.......................

 

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  posted on 3/16/2015 at 11:18 PM
Perfect for the people in this thread....................

 

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  posted on 3/17/2015 at 05:37 AM
Good morning!

 

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  posted on 3/17/2015 at 06:22 AM
Morning! Everybody have their green on?
 
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  posted on 3/17/2015 at 06:28 AM
With no more ABB around, I am following ZBB.
 
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  posted on 3/17/2015 at 06:28 AM
Sure are a lot of hot girls at a country concert
 
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  posted on 3/17/2015 at 08:40 AM
Good way to early in the morning.
 

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  posted on 3/17/2015 at 08:53 AM
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That's why I don't mind going to Keith Urban concerts with Rose.

 

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  posted on 3/17/2015 at 09:29 AM
Im just here to soil this page

 

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Morning! Everybody have their green on?


I have green underwear.

Wanna see?

 

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Gregg touring with the Doobies this summer

Bet Butchie isnt happy..lol

 

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  posted on 3/17/2015 at 10:07 AM
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That's why I don't mind going to Keith Urban concerts with Rose.




I like the two...















...hats.

 

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  posted on 3/17/2015 at 10:41 AM
Yo!

 

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This place looks just like the old one.

 

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Good morning, lollygaggers!

 

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This place looks just like the old one.



You mean like coot*?

 

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Nothing's timely with you old dudes.

 

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