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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 12:01 PM
http://www.nhregister.com/general-news/20140428/singer-paul-simon-wife-face -disorderly-conduct-charges-in-connecticut

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 12:55 PM
So there were 51 ways to leave a lover this whole time?? I feel lied to.

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 01:27 PM
what they are is what they are is what they are or what
 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 01:40 PM
Police said one spouse claimed to be "a rock". The other spouse claimed to be "an island".
Both were then placed in handcuffs.

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 02:20 PM
Maybe she took his Kodachrome away...

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 02:25 PM
Hahaha.... you guys are on fire!

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 02:31 PM
She prolly caught him & Julio down by the schoolyard...

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 02:56 PM
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She prolly caught him & Julio down by the schoolyard...

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 03:03 PM
A Radical Priest was summoned...
 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 03:07 PM
Ill bet pauly is the one who got lumped up.

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 04:09 PM
When questioned by the judge, Edie wasn't aware of too many things.

I'm trying to keep this balanced, but she just doesn't have the material that hubby does.

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 04:34 PM
Sad situation.

Hilarious thread.

So Beautiful...

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 04:46 PM
They should have adhered to the sounds of silence...
I hope he wasn't the boxer
Nobody was feelin' groovy I guess
mug shots in Kodachrome

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 05:28 PM
He just kept yelling, "It's pronounced "TIME" not "tHymee"

 

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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 08:06 PM
Maybe he got tired of the diamonds in the soles of her shoes
 
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  posted on 4/28/2014 at 08:20 PM
I was gonna add to this thread by making a joke, using an Edie Brickell song.... but I couldn't think of any

[Edited on 4/29/2014 by BarrySmith]

 

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  posted on 4/29/2014 at 10:59 AM
Choked her in the shallow water ?

 

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  posted on 4/29/2014 at 02:23 PM
I'd bet that Edie got mad at Paul because he ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly, little bat-faced girl

 

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