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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:46 PM
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Oh, and good afternoon. Gotta leave for the dentist in 15 min. Zen me some valium please. The dentist is the only doctor that freaks me out.



Ever been to a proctologist?



Dentists get me all anxious. But I'll take them and/or the proctologist anyday
over a Urethral Swab




I can beat that. 1-800 catheter supplies, 4 times a day.

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:46 PM
Pass the KY.

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:49 PM
The Cleaning Lady just left.


 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:49 PM
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Say Hey


How bout that Bayern Munich / Lille champions league match? 6-1 ,5-0 after 30 minutes.

could have been 10 or more, Robin missed three chances, (first match back from injury) Mueller missed 2.

Pizarro didn't miss, Hat trick! Lamm was wonderful crossing the ball.

Hoeness said they would mop the rug with Lille and they did.





Do either team play hear?

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:50 PM
couldn't clean the living room or dining room because the painter has it all messed up.

So She spent her time in the bedrooms.

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:51 PM
The Game was here

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:53 PM
I guess United and the Red Bulls will try again tonight.

if they get the ice off the pitch.

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:54 PM
But I have a yoga class tonight!

Yoga for special conditions.

I'm special!

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:55 PM
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Pass the KY.


Try one of these:



 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:55 PM
time to get on the short bus.!

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:55 PM
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if they get the ice off the pitch.




Sounds like they could use some Green Bay Packers fans/owners

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:56 PM
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Try one of these:






ban woods!

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 01:56 PM
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time to get on the short bus.!




I prefer the magic bus myself

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:01 PM
WOW been awhile since i got into an MT before it reached 100 pages!

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:02 PM
of course this is what happens when Facebook is blocked on site.

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:03 PM
its a good time to say HELLO to all my friends i suppose! Good to see Snag, Lee, Droogie and Chicago fan last week.

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:06 PM
So, who all is planning on moving to Red Rocks now?

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:06 PM
Linnie! It was nice seeing you too - I didn't realize you guys were getting up and leaving..... or I would have called you Lee............

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:08 PM
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The only good thing I can say about it is that this princess will finally have a gold crown.


now thats humor. what on earth is it doing in this thread i wonder ?

 

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LOL than you musta been really surprised when I gave you a kiss!

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:10 PM
Yep..........didn't really get a chance to say goodbye............

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:12 PM
OH NO! dammit. i posted to much, now im not longer a zen peach.

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:12 PM
I don't mind going to dentist and enjoy the numb feeling from the novacaine.
 
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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:12 PM
i guess i'll never understand karma now.

 

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  posted on 11/8/2012 at 02:13 PM
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Oh, and good afternoon. Gotta leave for the dentist in 15 min. Zen me some valium please. The dentist is the only doctor that freaks me out.



Ever been to a proctologist?




Nope, but I can guarantee it's no worse than going to an ob/gyn.


even for recreation

 

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