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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 08:18 AM
No good tyrant Kings anyway!
 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 09:27 AM
coot* block

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 10:10 AM
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The male equivalent of a cat lady is a guy who wears suits made out of human skin.





Heard that on the Comedy Channel



That's really kinda foul.

Just found out that DanBastid is a cat lady... And, there are picutures...

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 10:46 AM
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Caught the first Police Squad movie with Leslie Neilson the other night

I remember seeing that in the theater.

Still funny as ****





OJ just kills me in that movie.


His rapier sharp wit?


That comment fits like a glove.

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 10:53 AM
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The male equivalent of a cat lady is a guy who wears suits made out of human skin.





Heard that on the Comedy Channel



That's really kinda foul.

Just found out that DanBastid is a cat lady... And, there are picutures...


That joke must really be bad when Woods is criticizing it.

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 11:03 AM
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Caught the first Police Squad movie with Leslie Neilson the other night

I remember seeing that in the theater.

Still funny as ****





OJ just kills me in that movie.


His rapier sharp wit?


That comment fits like a glove.


I was taking a stab at some humor....

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 11:04 AM
I wonder if after the trial concluded OJ asked for his stocking hat and glove back?
 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 11:06 AM

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 11:18 AM
*coot!

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 11:37 AM
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/E/EU_ODD_BRITAIN_BLAZING_UNDERWEAR?SIT E=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-08-06-16-02-48

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 11:39 AM
Yellow in front, brown in back.

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 11:41 AM
So this older gentleman went to the doctor for a physical. His wife accompanied him. The doctor told the man "I will need a stool sample, a semen sample, and a urine sample." Being hard of hearing the man asked the doctor to repeat what he said. His wife shouted at the man and said "give him your underwear!"

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 11:48 AM


Old Coot passing through

 
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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 11:51 AM
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Caught the first Police Squad movie with Leslie Neilson the other night

I remember seeing that in the theater.

Still funny as ****






OJ just kills me in that movie.


His rapier sharp wit?


That comment fits like a glove.


I was taking a stab at some humor....


I wouldn't say that you acqutted yourself very well . . .

[Edited on 8/7/2012 by aekdbmoid]

 

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Caught the first Police Squad movie with Leslie Neilson the other night

I remember seeing that in the theater.

Still funny as ****





OJ just kills me in that movie.


His rapier sharp wit?


That comment fits like a glove.


A finger cot would do the job.

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 12:03 PM



 
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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 12:12 PM
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Bluedad is the sheep aficionado.

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 12:13 PM
Good afternoon



Hilarious Hillbilly On A Date pic.

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 12:17 PM
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The male equivalent of a cat lady is a guy who wears suits made out of human skin.





Heard that on the Comedy Channel



That's really kinda foul.

Just found out that DanBastid is a cat lady... And, there are picutures...


That joke must really be bad when Woods is criticizing it.


that's because the peckerhead prefers lambskin

[Edited on 8/7/2012 by DanB]

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 12:22 PM
Hey Dan! Did Woods hug you for me in Hot 'Lanta?

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 12:31 PM
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Hey Dan! Did Woods hug you for me in Hot 'Lanta?


No but I think he pinched my ass.

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 12:32 PM
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Hey Dan! Did Woods hug you for me in Hot 'Lanta?


No but I think he pinched my ass.


OK, close enough.

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 12:32 PM
Dare I ask wott you did back to him?

 

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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 12:43 PM
Kitty!

Dan!


 
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  posted on 8/7/2012 at 12:46 PM
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Bluedad is the sheep aficionado.




I don't cull 'em, though.

 

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