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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 04:24 AM


http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/how-gay-rights-is-nothing-like-legalizing-be astali

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 07:17 AM
Funny way of putting it. Breaks it down in pictures and at a Pre-K kind of way for those people who cannot seem to understand.
 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 07:51 AM
It leaves the question of sheep unanswered.

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 08:17 AM
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It leaves the question of sheep unanswered.


Gay sheep? Maybe this is the origin of that "RAM-a-lama ding-dong" tune?

 

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It leaves the question of sheep unanswered.


Gay sheep? Maybe this is the origin of that "RAM-a-lama ding-dong" tune?


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Kids should also be taught about science and the fundamental nature of Nature!! Nature says that two women of the human species, or two males of the humamn species, can have sex a million times and Nature says it is IMPOSSIBLE for a baby to be produced and born from those acts. It has nothing to do with religion or culture or prejudice. It is simply a fundamental law of nature when it comes to the human species. The question is why is nature this way?? Why is this true in nature?? I can never get an answer to this question.

 

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Kids should also be taught about science and the fundamental nature of Nature!! Nature says that two women of the human species, or two males of the humamn species, can have sex a million times and Nature says it is IMPOSSIBLE for a baby to be produced and born from those acts. It has nothing to do with religion or culture or prejudice. It is simply a fundamental law of nature when it comes to the human species. The question is why is nature this way?? Why is this true in nature?? I can never get an answer to this question.


This isn't about biology Derek, it's a humorous take on the right of all human beings to be treated equally!

 

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Kids should also be taught about science and the fundamental nature of Nature!! Nature says that two women of the human species, or two males of the humamn species, can have sex a million times and Nature says it is IMPOSSIBLE for a baby to be produced and born from those acts. It has nothing to do with religion or culture or prejudice. It is simply a fundamental law of nature when it comes to the human species. The question is why is nature this way?? Why is this true in nature?? I can never get an answer to this question.


Other mammals , Dolphins engage in homosexual activity. So how is that not a natural occurrence?

Many Bird species engage in homosexual activity

It's very natural.

 

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Kids should also be taught about science and the fundamental nature of Nature!! Nature says that two women of the human species, or two males of the humamn species, can have sex a million times and Nature says it is IMPOSSIBLE for a baby to be produced and born from those acts. It has nothing to do with religion or culture or prejudice. It is simply a fundamental law of nature when it comes to the human species. The question is why is nature this way?? Why is this true in nature?? I can never get an answer to this question.


Maybe it's 1 in a billion? Keep trying.

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 06:16 PM
The question is direct and simply - nature says that for two female humans, or two male humans, it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to create and have a baby together through their sexual interaction. Why is nature that way??

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The question is direct and simply - nature says that for two female humans, or two male humans, it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to create and have a baby together through their sexual interaction. Why is nature that way??

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At this point and time that is a true statement in regards to humans. a million years from now it may not be true.

 

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Kids should also be taught about science and the fundamental nature of Nature!! Nature says that two women of the human species, or two males of the humamn species, can have sex a million times and Nature says it is IMPOSSIBLE for a baby to be produced and born from those acts. It has nothing to do with religion or culture or prejudice. It is simply a fundamental law of nature when it comes to the human species. The question is why is nature this way?? Why is this true in nature?? I can never get an answer to this question.


Other mammals , Dolphins engage in homosexual activity. So how is that not a natural occurrence?

Many Bird species engage in homosexual activity

It's very natural.




Ok I like birds so please name these Gay birds I would like to know which ones they are? I am a licensed master Falconer and have been in the outdoors all my life I have not seen any birds, being gay.... so I must ask for more info please....

 

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The question is direct and simply - nature says that for two female humans, or two male humans, it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to create and have a baby together through their sexual interaction. Why is nature that way??

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At this point and time that is a true statement in regards to humans. a million years from now it may not be true.





Speculation. I specificaly asked why is nature like this. Why?

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 08:39 PM
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Kids should also be taught about science and the fundamental nature of Nature!! Nature says that two women of the human species, or two males of the humamn species, can have sex a million times and Nature says it is IMPOSSIBLE for a baby to be produced and born from those acts. It has nothing to do with religion or culture or prejudice. It is simply a fundamental law of nature when it comes to the human species. The question is why is nature this way?? Why is this true in nature?? I can never get an answer to this question.


Why does it matter if two people can reproduce to be married? Are you suggesting that infertile people shouldn't be allowed to marry? That's pretty cold!

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 09:20 PM
How about gay people are just people. All people should have the same rights. It seems so simple to me.

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 09:39 PM
If gay people choose to get married I don't have a problem with it. However, I would prefer they didn't try to convince others that it's the same as a traditonal marraige or that it's "normal." It's neither IMO.
 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 10:37 PM
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Speculation. I specificaly asked why is nature like this. Why?


Why is the sky blue? It's about as relevant as your question.

The thread starter already gently told you, chill out, it's not about biology, it's a humorous take on a human rights issue. But you keep on repeating yourself. "Why is Nature this way?" The funny thing is that you seem to think you're proving something with this rhetorical question you keep repeating. Guess what? You're not. You seem to be implying that the only purpose of marriage is procreation. Do you think society should disallow the infertile to get married? Should ladies past menopause not be allowed to marry?

 

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The question is direct and simply - nature says that for two female humans, or two male humans, it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to create and have a baby together through their sexual interaction. Why is nature that way??

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Speculation. I specificaly asked why is nature like this. Why?


I was trying to think outside the box......

 

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Kids should also be taught about science and the fundamental nature of Nature!! Nature says that two women of the human species, or two males of the humamn species, can have sex a million times and Nature says it is IMPOSSIBLE for a baby to be produced and born from those acts. It has nothing to do with religion or culture or prejudice. It is simply a fundamental law of nature when it comes to the human species. The question is why is nature this way?? Why is this true in nature?? I can never get an answer to this question.


So the human species will continue?

What does your "nature" question have to do with the subject of gay rights?

 

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  posted on 12/16/2011 at 12:50 PM
I wonder what % of people have sex for the sole reason of reproduction?. I never have once.

 

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Kids should also be taught about science and the fundamental nature of Nature!! Nature says that two women of the human species, or two males of the humamn species, can have sex a million times and Nature says it is IMPOSSIBLE for a baby to be produced and born from those acts. It has nothing to do with religion or culture or prejudice. It is simply a fundamental law of nature when it comes to the human species. The question is why is nature this way?? Why is this true in nature?? I can never get an answer to this question.


So the human species will continue?

What does your "nature" question have to do with the subject of gay rights?


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I couldn't find a video, but Lovitz used to crack me up when he did Harvey Firestein on SNL. He would say something like, "I know you're not gay, but if you were, would you find me attractive?" He also had one about being a "gay bee". Damn, wish I could find that. "I just want to be loved, is that so wahrong?!!"

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Kids should also be taught about science and the fundamental nature of Nature!! Nature says that two women of the human species, or two males of the humamn species, can have sex a million times and Nature says it is IMPOSSIBLE for a baby to be produced and born from those acts. It has nothing to do with religion or culture or prejudice. It is simply a fundamental law of nature when it comes to the human species. The question is why is nature this way?? Why is this true in nature?? I can never get an answer to this question.


Other mammals , Dolphins engage in homosexual activity. So how is that not a natural occurrence?

Many Bird species engage in homosexual activity

It's very natural.




Ok I like birds so please name these Gay birds I would like to know which ones they are? I am a licensed master Falconer and have been in the outdoors all my life I have not seen any birds, being gay.... so I must ask for more info please....


Being outside is not enough. Serious research is required.

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Homosexual behavior in animals refers to the documented evidence of homosexual and bisexual behavior in various (non-human) species. Such behaviors include sex, courtship, affection, pair bonding, and parenting among same sex animals. A 1999 review by researcher Bruce Bagemihl shows that homosexual behavior has been observed in close to 1,500 species, ranging from primates to gut worms, and is well documented for 500 of them.[1][




Birds

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Black Swans

An estimated one-quarter of all black swans pairings are homosexual and they steal nests, or form temporary threesomes with females to obtain eggs, driving away the female after she lays the eggs.[34][35] More of their cygnets survive to adulthood than those of different-sex pairs, possibly due to their superior ability to defend large portions of land. The same reasoning has been applied to male flamingo pairs raising chicks.[36][37]

Gulls

Studies have shown that 10 to 15 percent of female western gulls in some populations in the wild exhibit homosexual behavior.[38]

Ibises

Research has shown that the environmental pollutant methylmercury can increase the prevalence of homosexual behavior in male American White Ibis. The study involved exposing chicks in varying dosages to the chemical and measuring the degree of homosexual behavior in adulthood. The results discovered was that as the dosage was increased the likelihood of homosexual behavior also increased. The endocrine blocking feature of mercury has been suggested as a possible cause of sexual disruption in other bird species.[39][40]

Mallards

Two male Mallards, Anas platyrhynchos

Mallards form male-female pairs only until the female lays eggs, at which time the male leaves the female. Mallards have rates of male-male sexual activity that are unusually high for birds, in some cases, as high as 19% of all pairs in a population.[41]

Penguins

In early February 2004 the New York Times reported that Roy and Silo, a male pair of chinstrap penguins in the Central Park Zoo in New York City had successfully hatched and fostered a female chick from a fertile egg they had been given to incubate.[10] Other penguins in New York zoos have also been reported to have formed same-sex pairs.[42][43]

Zoos in Japan and Germany have also documented homosexual male penguin couples.[27][28] The couples have been shown to build nests together and use a stone as a substitute for an egg. Researchers at Rikkyo University in Tokyo found 20 homosexual pairs at 16 major aquariums and zoos in Japan.

Bremerhaven Zoo in Germany attempted to encourage reproduction of endangered Humbolt penguins by importing females from Sweden and separating three male pairs, but this was unsuccessful. The zoo's director said that the relationships were "too strong" between the homosexual pairs.[44] German gay groups protested at this attempt to break up the male-male pairs[45] but the zoo's director was reported as saying "We don't know whether the three male pairs are really homosexual or whether they have just bonded because of a shortage of females... nobody here wants to forcibly separate homosexual couples."[46]

A pair of male Magellanic penguins who had shared a burrow for six years at the San Francisco Zoo and raised a surrogate chick, split when the male of a pair in the next burrow died and the female sought a new mate.[47]

Buddy and Pedro, a pair of male African Penguins, were separated by the Toronto Zoo to mate with female penguins.[48][49] Buddy has since paired off with a female.[49]

Vultures

In 1998 two male Griffon vultures named Dashik and Yehuda, at the Jerusalem Biblical Zoo, engaged in "open and energetic sex" and built a nest. The keepers provided the couple with an artificial egg, which the two parents took turns incubating; and 45 days later, the zoo replaced the egg with a baby vulture. The two male vultures raised the chick together.[50] A few years later, however, Yehuda became interested in a female vulture that was brought into the aviary. Dashik became depressed, and was eventually moved to the zoological research garden at Tel Aviv University where he too set up a nest with a female vulture.[51]

Two homosexual male vultures at the Allwetter Zoo in Muenster built a nest together, although they were picked on and often had their nest materials stolen by other vultures. They were eventually separated to try to promote breeding by placing one of them with female vultures, despite the protests of German homosexual groups.[52]

Pigeons

Both male and female pigeons sometimes exhibit homosexual behavior. As well as sexual behavior same-sex pigeon pairs will build nests, and hens will lay (infertile) eggs and attempt to incubate them.


As far as Birds go I have seen mating behavior and copulation between male Starlings micelf.

I am been a serious bird watcher since the 70s and have only observed it a few times, that is what I meant by serious researchers observing vs. just those of us out in nature for other purposes.



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  posted on 12/16/2011 at 01:43 PM
Homosexual behavior being well documented in 500 species shows that saying "Nature doesn't support homosexual behavior" is total BS.

And just as Homosexual Humans can raise children via adoption, so can same sex pairs of other species. They can raise offspring of other heterosexual couplings Successfully. In Black Swans cygnets raised by Homosexual pairs are more likely to survive to adulthood. Sure seems like nature moving forward to me.



 

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The question is direct and simply - nature says that for two female humans, or two male humans, it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to create and have a baby together through their sexual interaction. Why is nature that way??

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At this point and time that is a true statement in regards to humans. a million years from now it may not be true.





Speculation. I specificaly asked why is nature like this. Why?


Why does it matter?

I LOVE listening to the Allman Brothers Band and that doesn't provide babies either...

 
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