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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:01 PM
Blockness!!!!!!!

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:02 PM
I coulda swore maybe I started takin that stuff too early...

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:08 PM
BAN WOODS!


It just needed to be repeated......

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:41 PM
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BAN WOODS!


It just needed to be repeated......


and seconded

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:47 PM
I wonder if anyone has ever seen just how much "volume" is eliminated during one of these cleansings? Do you reckon a drywall bucket would hold it?

Guy here at work said he lost 12 pounds. Let's see... Don't a gallon of water weigh about 6 pounds?

My mind is whirring...

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:48 PM
Isn't it wasteful to flush every time?

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:53 PM
Talk about it takin a while to trust a fart again...

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:54 PM
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I wonder if anyone has ever seen just how much "volume" is eliminated during one of these cleansings? Do you reckon a drywall bucket would hold it?

Guy here at work said he lost 12 pounds. Let's see... Don't a gallon of water weigh about 6 pounds?

My mind is whirring...


I did it about 6 months ago now. You get out exactly what you put in, maybe a little more...

Honestly, I didn't think it was that bad at all. Actually felt pretty good to have the system totally flushed.

I sure did eff up that pizza after the procedure, though...

Different places have you do different prep. I did the mag citrate/Dulcolax/powder method. The most uncomfortable thing was having to drink all that liquid in such a short period of time.

 

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Is there any data on distance records?

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:54 PM
I guess that would have to be done outside.

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:55 PM
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Talk about it takin a while to trust a fart again...


Wait until the morning before the procedure. You want to keep um, voiding, but there aint nuttin' to void.

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:56 PM
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Is there any data on distance records?


This reminds me of a story I read about the Nine Inch Nails and the groupie parties after the shows the year that the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow was the opening act.

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:57 PM
Last time I did it - was something like 32 pills in a 4 hour period and Holy Smokes, was I ever busy.

The ex took me and she asked me wott I wanted to eat, and all I said was "find a buffet".

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 03:59 PM
I just stayed in the bedroom with the TV on, bathroom nearby...made the wife and kid go out to dinner, told them no one was allowed to cook that night.

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 04:37 PM
Good afternoon, wascally wabbits.

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 04:38 PM
Geez, Woods, didn't anyone tell you Chipotle was cheaper?

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 04:52 PM
Lat time I had to drink the "easy go" I chose the "Lemon Lime" flavor.

Didn't help the experience one bit.

 

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Oh, and....







































BAN WOODS!!!

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 04:53 PM
Good afternoon boobs and boobettes

It's a TRIPLE-B Tuesday.


 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 04:54 PM
Moid!

Hawk!





































Woods!


 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 05:00 PM
Got the oil changed in the car, got my hair coiffed. Now I'm ready to put on some clean lederhosen and go quaff beer.

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 05:03 PM
I need to lose weight without exercising. Maybe Woods is on to something.

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 05:04 PM
El-Coot-O

 

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  posted on 12/27/2011 at 05:05 PM
Slim Shady in da house!!!






That's a little creepy....

 

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