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Zen Peach



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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 12:41 PM
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btw as I have said a million times my wife is different

I offered to buy her a new leather jacket for Christmas but she said she'd prefer a new baseball glove. Her other glove is a Wilson Glenn Hubbard model at least 25 years old.

So she has new all leather Rawlings.


Very cool.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 01:28 PM
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Now if she spilled the beer, then he would start smacking her around.


After all, it was the '50s.


what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes



nothing , you already told her twice.

apologies to the ladies.


Good thing you apologized. That is just awful.


I would never hit anyone, I am a pacifist




I always find it interesting that "pacifist" ends with "fist"...

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 01:28 PM
Afternoon

On the beer and liquor no one wants feel free to send it this way, if u drink them fast enough taste does not matter

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 01:29 PM
Headline in an ad in this week's local paper reads"

"SPACE and VALUE UNITE!"

It's for a retirement home, but still...

 

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Now if she spilled the beer, then he would start smacking her around.


After all, it was the '50s.


what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes



nothing , you already told her twice.

apologies to the ladies.


Good thing you apologized. That is just awful.


I would never hit anyone, I am a pacifist




I always find it interesting that "pacifist" ends with "fist"...


It is odd, isn't it? However, I know that you MT Princes love wimmens, whether they drive you nuts or not.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 01:30 PM
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the grind is grinding me down

UGH

started listening to a bunch of '71/'72 Dead to help with the creative process

Since we moved to these new digs, I didn't realize how many people HATE
the Grateful Dead.

Note to self ... keep radio volume a tad lower

Boskone out



If u really want to piss them off crank some drums/space

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 01:37 PM
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Now if she spilled the beer, then he would start smacking her around.


After all, it was the '50s.


what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes



nothing , you already told her twice.

apologies to the ladies.


Good thing you apologized. That is just awful.


I would never hit anyone, I am a pacifist




I always find it interesting that "pacifist" ends with "fist"...



Whoa, that's way too deep for me...

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 01:41 PM
Oh, and since I haven't mentioned it yet...........

Merry Christmas, MT!

[Edited on 12/22/2011 by KWidgeon]

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 01:45 PM
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In other news, 20 is awfully young to be mistaken for a cougar:

http://www.wsaw.com/home/headlines/126208198.html


LOL. I have a neighbor who's a cougar....


have her dial 865-806-8***


I'll be glad to provide the missing #s.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 01:49 PM
Merry Christmas Woods

I have a present for you but you'll need to come and pick her up.

 

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Morning all!

Just got out of bed, the child wanted breakfast. The nerve of that kid...


Bhawkette hasn't mastered the complex art of pouring a bowl of cereal yet?


She wanted Eggos. Even though there's a bag o' donuts on the counter...

I could take some responsibility in this by staying up so late, but, nah!


That and a beer would work if you were taking care of *coot.

 

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Recently I thought it would be fun to go through the liquor cabinet and finish off any of the bottles that had two shots or less left in them.

This made for some interesting drinks, headaches and now the liquor cabinet looks totally threadbare. Sheesh. Not to mention the glass recycle bin looks like I've been on the bender of a lifetime.



At least you know what you need for Christmas.....


You can still drink it if it is.

One of my presents makes a glug sound when you move it around. Better not be cologne!

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 01:56 PM
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Merry Christmas Woods

I have a present for you but you'll need to come and pick her up.


I'm not certified on the forklift.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 01:57 PM
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Merry Christmas Woods

I have a present for you but you'll need to come and pick her up.


I'm not certified on the forklift.


OK, ya made me laugh.

 

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A yeti and a bear walk into a bar...

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 02:38 PM
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gots to go and get ready for the dentist

did I mention that I hate needles?


I had a dentist appt. at 8:15 this morning. No cavities and had my teeth polished.



So, if I have this correct, the dentist didn't fill any of your cavities.....

 

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Was that in poor taste?

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 02:39 PM

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 02:39 PM
BAN WOODS

 

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Morning all!

Just got out of bed, the child wanted breakfast. The nerve of that kid...


Bhawkette hasn't mastered the complex art of pouring a bowl of cereal yet?


She wanted Eggos. Even though there's a bag o' donuts on the counter...

I could take some responsibility in this by staying up so late, but, nah!


That and a beer would work if you were taking care of *coot.


True dat.

 

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A yeti and a bear walk into a bar...



Where they happen upon a giraffe, a skunk and a deer.....

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 02:44 PM
((( sniff sniff )))

 

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Wott be that aroma?

 

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  posted on 12/22/2011 at 02:45 PM
FRESHNESS!!!!!!!

 

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