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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:21 PM
You're supposed to let them off quietly so that the "offender" is in question.

Kind of like dropping a bomb in the grocery store then walking on down the aisle so you can watch someone else walk into it...

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:22 PM
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Tabasco and fresh garlic on pizza also has an explosive, odiferous effect.


a potential renewable energy source?

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:24 PM
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Tabasco and fresh garlic on pizza also has an explosive, odiferous effect.


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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:25 PM
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You're supposed to let them off quietly so that the "offender" is in question.

Kind of like dropping a bomb in the grocery store then walking on down the aisle so you can watch someone else walk into it...


Sriracha & steamed broccoli...volume wasn't the issue.

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:26 PM
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You're supposed to let them off quietly so that the "offender" is in question.

Kind of like dropping a bomb in the grocery store then walking on down the aisle so you can watch someone else walk into it...


Sriracha & steamed broccoli...volume wasn't the issue.


quality versus quantity...

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:29 PM
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You're supposed to let them off quietly so that the "offender" is in question.

Kind of like dropping a bomb in the grocery store then walking on down the aisle so you can watch someone else walk into it...


I was with some guys last Spring down in Missouri and we stopped to check out a little museum. We hadn't been in there for 5 minutes before my buddy cleared out the whole museum.

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:30 PM
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You're supposed to let them off quietly so that the "offender" is in question.

Kind of like dropping a bomb in the grocery store then walking on down the aisle so you can watch someone else walk into it...


Book store air biscuits are my particular specialty.

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:31 PM
Sometimes Mrs. Moid takes the fall.

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:36 PM
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Sometimes Mrs. Moid takes the fall.


Whilst still married, I would do that to Lesa. For those, I made sure they were audible.

"Honey, is your stomach bothering you again?"

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:43 PM
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Sometimes Mrs. Moid takes the fall.


Whilst still married, I would do that to Lesa. For those, I made sure they were audible.

"Honey, is your stomach bothering you again?"


Mister Smooth

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:44 PM
mister smooth PTOR

thanks for playing!

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:52 PM
freshness

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:52 PM
wott to do?

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:52 PM
wait for other posters to arrive?

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:52 PM
full coot ahead!

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:54 PM
wrong cooter

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:54 PM
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Sometimes Mrs. Moid takes the fall.


Whilst still married, I would do that to Lesa. For those, I made sure they were audible.

"Honey, is your stomach bothering you again?"


A few years ago, I was on my way to a meeting and riding up an elevator by myself. Out of nowhere, I get a severe gas pain in my side. I think, hey I'm in here by myself, who am I going to offend? So, I drop a 50 megaton warhead in the elevator. Honestly, it was nasty enough to gag a maggot. I get to my floor to exit to the meeting, and, who is standing there but four extremely gorgeous young ladies.

I can only imagine what they were saying on their ride down.

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:55 PM
gnats

blocked by an oldcoot

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 05:56 PM
settle down ya old coot

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 06:01 PM
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Sometimes Mrs. Moid takes the fall.


Whilst still married, I would do that to Lesa. For those, I made sure they were audible.

"Honey, is your stomach bothering you again?"


A few years ago, I was on my way to a meeting and riding up an elevator by myself. Out of nowhere, I get a severe gas pain in my side. I think, hey I'm in here by myself, who am I going to offend? So, I drop a 50 megaton warhead in the elevator. Honestly, it was nasty enough to gag a maggot. I get to my floor to exit to the meeting, and, who is standing there but four extremely gorgeous young ladies.

I can only imagine what they were saying on their ride down.




"that F#$@%ing old coot who just got off dropped a F#$@%ing gas bomb"


 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 06:09 PM
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Sriracha is soooooo good.




I agree.........................

 

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  posted on 12/15/2011 at 06:33 PM
Wonderful news about Sang's dad!

 

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