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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 09:49 AM
It was nice knowing everyone. See you on the other side.

I will be listening to Goin' Down the Road Feelin' Bad while eating linguini with white clam sauce; I might even rub some on my chest too. Doesn't the garlic help with warding off vampires? I assume they are part of Doomsday?

 
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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 10:01 AM
probably the same stuff I did for the last couple Raptures that never happened

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 10:11 AM
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It was nice knowing everyone. See you on the other side.

I will be listening to Goin' Down the Road Feelin' Bad while eating linguini with white clam sauce; I might even rub some on my chest too. Doesn't the garlic help with warding off vampires? I assume they are part of Doomsday?


Not me baby. I am leaving for Iraq in about an hour. Gonna grab one of those portals Gina recommended. This one is a Garden of Eden stargate/portal. Gonna sneak in a six pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon. She recommended another portal in the Andes but I am not up to the climb.

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 10:12 AM
I shall be grilling t-bones with Sandman and then we are gonna go to a T-Bones game.

Perhaps a beverage shall be involved...

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 10:25 AM
Blue Oyster Cult, "Don't fear the Reaper" along with some smoked pork smothered in "Cuzzin Dave's Hellfire" Barbeque sauce.

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 10:40 AM
Beer.

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 10:44 AM
Porterhouse, Petrus and Some Kind of Blue.

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 10:53 AM
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Porterhouse, Petrus and Some Kind of Blue.


Elitist Wall St. pig!!

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 11:01 AM
I'll be listening to Red Rocks '06 while I mow the lawn and eat beans and burritos for lunch. What time is this thing supposed to end exactly? Maybe I can get out of mowing the lawn.

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 11:07 AM
If it is tomorrow, I hope to go out wathing jack Pearson play at The Blind Willie's Blues Fest with a bunch of Brothers and Sisters from this site.

and I hope to feeling up one of the sisters when I go

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 11:08 AM
I am having a Lasagna dinner, enjoying some purple kush and ordering a tall blonde 21 year old hooker. In other words, its Friday night.
 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 02:21 PM
meatloaf, mashed potatos,& stewed tomatos. all while listening to Sgt. Pepper.
 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 02:28 PM
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If it is tomorrow, I hope to go out wathing jack Pearson play at The Blind Willie's Blues Fest with a bunch of Brothers and Sisters from this site.


Any extras for sale?

Incidentally, I think it is suppose to happen at 6pm, so get your lawnmowing in early. Then zombies will rule the earth until Oct. 21, allegedly. They are even going to ruin Halloween. Shtheads.

 

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I am having a Lasagna dinner, enjoying some purple kush and ordering a tall blonde 21 year old hooker. In other words, its Friday night.


LMAO!

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 04:06 PM
My husband and I shall be contentedly having cocktails at our hotel in Kansas City. Maybe we should go sit in the hot tub with out cocktails whilst deciding which jazz club to visit if the rapture doesn't happen. Not sure what I'll have for my last meal...maybe surf and turf.

[Edited on 5/20/2011 by KWidgeon]

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 04:46 PM
I'll tell you what I'm not going to do.....no more cleaning house today....not going to do the dishes, change the pee pads or finish the laundry.....I mean I'm pretty sure I won't be leaving tomorrow but why waste the energy just in case?

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 04:47 PM
I'll probably be eating leftovers, or brains if I'm turned into a zombie.

As for tunes, I'll probably be listening to Rush "2112," or maybe Blondie "Rapture."

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 04:48 PM
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It was nice knowing everyone. See you on the other side.

I will be listening to Goin' Down the Road Feelin' Bad while eating linguini with white clam sauce; I might even rub some on my chest too. Doesn't the garlic help with warding off vampires? I assume they are part of Doomsday?


Vampires will not be the problem post-Doomsday, it's zombies. Zombies like garlic. I thought that was common knowledge.

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 05:11 PM
On a heavier note, this "visionary" behind this nonsense (he once predicted the rapture in 1994) has raked in 100 million from the suckers over the last 7 years...

Oakland-based Family Radio sees donations soar as 'Judgment Day' approaches

By Matthias Gafni
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Posted: 05/18/2011 02:53:57 PM PDT
Updated: 05/18/2011 06:10:53 PM PD


Judgment Day is fabulous for business.

Just ask Family Radio, the evangelical nonprofit that has plastered billboards and driven vans across the Bay Area and the world proclaiming the end of the world will be Saturday. The Oakland-based nonprofit has raised more than $100 million over the past seven years, according to tax returns. It owns 66 radio stations across the globe and was worth more than $72 million in 2009.

As The End nears, donations have spiked, a board member says, enabling Family Radio to spend millions of dollars on more than 5,000 billboards.

But it is not about money, say President Harold Camping and board member Tom Evans. It's about spreading the Gospel and saving as many people as possible.

What will the nonprofit do with the millions of dollars left in the bank Saturday?

"When Judgment Day comes, if someone is a billionaire, how will they take their money with them?" said Camping, 89, during a phone interview Tuesday. "If we have any money left, and we will because we have to pay bills up to the very end "... it will all be destroyed because the world will be in a day of judgment.

"The money is not important at all. It's a vehicle to spread the judgment and a vehicle of the Lord."

Camping, a Bible scholar and former civil engineer, founded the 24-hour evangelical broadcasting network in 1959. The station with offices on Hegenberger Road in Oakland reaches listeners around the world in 75
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languages -- locally on 610 AM and at www.familyradio.com.

For years, the stations have espoused Camping's belief that May 21, 2011, is the date of the rapture, when true believers will be taken up to heaven.

For those left behind, there will be a tremendous earthquake followed by six months of mayhem, disease and destruction until Oct. 21, when the world ends.

Camping used mathematical biblical calculations to determine the date. He erroneously predicted Doomsday before, Sept. 4, 1994, but says he has corrected his miscalculation.

The recent marketing blitz has drawn international media attention and the Day of Reckoning date trended as the hottest Google search Tuesday.

In September, Family Radio's board members made a final push, dedicating all "extra dollars" to billboards and the Caravan project, which sent volunteers across the country in RVs painted with Apocalypse warnings, Evans said. The outreach has paid off.

"Donations have picked up, but not enough to offset the amount of money we're spending," said Evans, adding that the organization's money comes only from listener donations, not corporate or church sponsors. "The only reason we had those assets in '09 was God had been very generous to Family Radio."

In 2009, in the last Family Radio tax return that was made public, the group collected $18.4 million in contributions, and earned more than $1 million in investment and other income. That year the group spent $36.7 million, and $41.2 million the previous year.

In 2009, Family Radio also reported employing 348 people earning more than $9 million in wages and benefits.

Camping, however, said he has been a full-time volunteer for five decades.

"I've never taken one nickel out of Family Radio," said its president, who lives with his wife in Alameda. "Many evangelists have become very rich, but my wife and I live very modestly."

In 2008 and 2009, he lent $175,516 to the organization, according to the tax returns.

Spreading the word of God also did not shield Family Radio from the 2008 stock market crash. The nonprofit reported $8.6 million in investment losses, dropping its stock portfolio to about $35.3 million that year.

It is sad, said a Pinole atheist, that Family Radio preys on fear, particularly during tough economic times.

"I'm concerned people will give their life savings to the organization and come Sunday, they'll say, 'Well, I'm still here and all I have is this Winnebago,' " said Larry Hicock, California director for the American Atheists, which is hosting post-rapture parties in Oakland and elsewhere this weekend. "This could be a Kool-Aid moment. It takes an incredible denial of reality to not have a Kool-Aid moment."

Camping bristles at talking about money or fundraising.

"We have no interest in talking about money. We never tell people what to do with their money, that's between them and God," he said. "We'll be paying all our bills to the last day and we're honest in everything we do."

Family Radio has no intention of giving away its money or assets before The End.

"There isn't going to be a Saturday. So certainly none of Family Radio's assets will be left because it won't matter," Evans said.

"The last thing people should be concerned with is what Family Radio is doing or what their assets are. They should be concerned with what I am doing and how I will stand before God."

 

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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 05:19 PM
The meal... That's a tough one. I think it will be the biggest, spiciest low country shrimp boil I can come up with, silver queen corn on the cob (grilled of course), a huge, warm, chocolate brownie with vanilla bean ice cream and chocolate syrup, and about a dozen Corona's...

The music? Need you ask? Fillmore East.

Man, am I gonna be pissed off if I win the lottery tonight.




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  posted on 5/20/2011 at 07:47 PM
Not sure what I'll be listening to but I will grill some food, can't go looting on an empty stomach.
 

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  posted on 5/21/2011 at 12:45 AM
The good Mayor of NYC said if the world does end tomorrow, alternate side parking rules will be suspended. Translation for you folks who don't live here, people don't have to move their cars or face getting big parking tickets and the threat of having their car towed to an impound lot. People have to move their cars so that trash can be collected and the streets can be cleaned, there are specific times and days that this must be done. Usually people have to drive around for at least 20 minutes after they move their car to find another spot. The rich people have condos with parking garages, sometimes they will let non owners lease a parking spot for $20,000-30,000 per year.

If you park on the street and do not move your car in compliance with alternate side of the street parking, Fun City will tow your car to one of it's lots and you have to guess where they took it (or even if they took it or if someone stole it) and when you find it, you have to pay the fine and storage fees to get it back.

By the way, Judgement Day will be on a Friday, during Ramadan, and it will be afternoon (I think that is New York time) so hopefully we will have all had a good nights sleep. There are events that will happen before the day comes, I'll keep ya posted, but when I tell you get ready, take it seriously because I will not tell you that until it really is close to the time. We still have a seven year war to endure between Israel and Palestine and the war has not begun yet. After that there will be some other events, so there is still time to get yourself together. I bet Gregg will give his finest performance when asking for mercy. As to what my last meal will be, I hope there's macaroni and cheese in it, cause that is one of my favorite foods.

 

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  posted on 5/21/2011 at 05:50 AM
And the hits just keep on comin'................



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  posted on 5/21/2011 at 08:46 AM
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probably the same stuff I did for the last couple Raptures that never happened


LOL!!! I'll have what he's having...

 

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