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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 12:35 PM

Analysis: DHS plans on scanning DNA at checkpoints


Just when you think the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has enough wonderful toys to keep them busy, they go out and add another. Get ready to have your DNA screened by the DHS.

According to The Daily, DHS has plans to begin testing a portable DNA scanner. The device has not been revealed, but it reportedly resembles a desktop printer. It is expected to make genetic tests far more common, especially in cases related to refugees, human trafficking and immigration. Experts think it will soon make its way into everyday medical and law enforcement usage.

All it takes is a swab of saliva and security personnel can use the machine to gather genetic intelligence in less than an hour. The tests show personal details about oneís ethnicity, race and lineage. Current DNA test methods sometimes take several weeks.

Hereís a nice little quote from Richard Selden, the executive chairman of NetBio, the company that developed the scanners:

ďThis can be done in real time with no technical expertise. DNA information has the potential to become part of the fabric of day-to-day life, and this facilitates the process.Ē

Do you know what that means? It means that lowly, DHS approved morons are going to be in charge of gathering your DNA and running it into a machine. This company NetBio has stuck to the fast food mentality and taken something complicated like DNA science and made it really simple like the idiot proof fryer at KFC.

Thatís great, people with a KFC IQ taking our DNA while employed for the government. That could only happen in America I tell you what.

The DHS is now going to sell people on taking DNA from them at checkpoints or whatever other situations they set up. Hell, theyíll probably start taking DNA as requirement for flying just to make sure you donít have too much terrorist DNA in your blood.

Here I go ranting and raving again, but doesnít this worry anybody? Does it burn your biscuits? Just a little bit?

It seems that government wants a biometric database of every American to go with their social security number. Your DNA makes up a big part of who you are and the government is rolling out plans to get it from everyone.

Sure the DHS is giving us a reason why this is necessary, but this reason is pretty flimsy, even for them. They want to combat human trafficking and illegal immigration, so thatís why they have to DNA swab people, to stop the human trafficking.

What a load. If you want to stop human trafficking send The U.S. Marshalls or something to go manhunt their asses and kick the crap out of them. Donít insult peopleís intelligence by telling them that the reason you have to swab their DNA is to stop human trafficking.

And DNA swabbing wonít do much to stop illegal immigration because it doesnít have much to do with addressing the wide open borders, which are where the illegals come from. They donít grow on countertops like Chia Pets thatís for sure.

The government and its many national security and spy agencies are taking their love of biometrics to the next level. The DHS will be rolling out DNA tests soon, you donít have a say in the matter, but donít worry itís somehow loosely related to national security.

Isnít that a good enough reason for you to not question how creepy it is?

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 12:37 PM
Not my DNA....unless they're going to ask if I get fries with the results.

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 01:14 PM
All they have to do is come in you house when you are not there and take samples from your toothbrush, and they can also get it from your laundry that has not been washed yet. That's right, your undies will give you up. Rinse them out and dry them before you leave the house. Even if you blow your nose, they can reconstitute it from tissues from your garbage. Any dirty dishes in your sink? Might be saliva on them.

If you willingly give them your DNA, they can plant it someplace and claim you were there.

Of course if they are already harassing you, they can just steal blood anytime you get bloodwork done at the Dr.'s office office, they just break in the lab and snatch some from the samples.

They can clone you, they can do anything. You really can't stop them, even death would not stop them, they'd exhume you. How far would they go? One writer believes they even tried to extract Jesus's DNA from the Shroud of Turin and clone him to use the cloned version for their own purposes. It seems wild to think they could or would do such things, but they have been known to do the unthinkable. The Shroud was not even regarded as something sacred to them. They wanted to dissect it and see what they could use it for.

http://www.drjoye.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-weBSEQMv48&feature=related

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 02:15 PM
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That's right, your undies will give you up.


Wear undies already worn by a friend.

That will eff up their sticky stinking Database.!

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 02:16 PM
contaminate my undies, Baby!

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 02:22 PM
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That's right, your undies will give you up.


Wear undies already worn by a friend.

That will eff up their sticky stinking Database.!




Or your pregnant sister.

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 02:24 PM
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All they have to do is come in you house when you are not there and take samples from your toothbrush, and they can also get it from your laundry that has not been washed yet. That's right, your undies will give you up. Rinse them out and dry them before you leave the house. Even if you blow your nose, they can reconstitute it from tissues from your garbage. Any dirty dishes in your sink? Might be saliva on them.

If you willingly give them your DNA, they can plant it someplace and claim you were there.

Of course if they are already harassing you, they can just steal blood anytime you get bloodwork done at the Dr.'s office office, they just break in the lab and snatch some from the samples.

They can clone you, they can do anything. You really can't stop them, even death would not stop them, they'd exhume you. How far would they go? One writer believes they even tried to extract Jesus's DNA from the Shroud of Turin and clone him to use the cloned version for their own purposes. It seems wild to think they could or would do such things, but they have been known to do the unthinkable. The Shroud was not even regarded as something sacred to them. They wanted to dissect it and see what they could use it for.

http://www.drjoye.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-weBSEQMv48&feature=related




 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 02:52 PM
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All they have to do is come in you house when you are not there and take samples from your toothbrush, and they can also get it from your laundry that has not been washed yet. That's right, your undies will give you up. Rinse them out and dry them before you leave the house. Even if you blow your nose, they can reconstitute it from tissues from your garbage. Any dirty dishes in your sink? Might be saliva on them.

If you willingly give them your DNA, they can plant it someplace and claim you were there.

Of course if they are already harassing you, they can just steal blood anytime you get bloodwork done at the Dr.'s office office, they just break in the lab and snatch some from the samples.

They can clone you, they can do anything. You really can't stop them, even death would not stop them, they'd exhume you. How far would they go? One writer believes they even tried to extract Jesus's DNA from the Shroud of Turin and clone him to use the cloned version for their own purposes. It seems wild to think they could or would do such things, but they have been known to do the unthinkable. The Shroud was not even regarded as something sacred to them. They wanted to dissect it and see what they could use it for.

http://www.drjoye.com/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-weBSEQMv48&feature=related





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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 02:53 PM
The article didnt really bother me that much until someone pointed out that once they have your DNA they could plant it and frame you for anything.......scary! I wonder how long it will take until its mandatory to give your DNA before you fly. You know it's coming....

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 03:02 PM
Meanwhile, millions of parents have submitted samples of their children's DNA to law enforcement as a means of protection and future identification if need be. It's all in how you look at it.

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 03:11 PM
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Meanwhile, millions of parents have submitted samples of their children's DNA to law enforcement as a means of protection and future identification if need be. It's all in how you look at it.
True. I'm still trying to get the thought of 'them' (whoever 'they' are) going through my laundry basket and absconding with my dirty undies out of my head ... I wonder if this explains the age old question of what happened to the other (missing) sock???


[Edited on 3/2/2011 by lolasdeb]

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 03:23 PM
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Meanwhile, millions of parents have submitted samples of their children's DNA to law enforcement as a means of protection and future identification if need be. It's all in how you look at it.
True. I'm still trying to get the thought of 'them' (whoever 'they' are) going through my laundry basket and absconding with my dirty undies out of my head ... I wonder if this explains the age old question of what happened to the other sock???

[Edited on 3/2/2011 by lolasdeb]


I'm trying to figure how a woman would get DNA in her dirty socks...

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 03:32 PM
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Meanwhile, millions of parents have submitted samples of their children's DNA to law enforcement as a means of protection and future identification if need be. It's all in how you look at it.
True. I'm still trying to get the thought of 'them' (whoever 'they' are) going through my laundry basket and absconding with my dirty undies out of my head ... I wonder if this explains the age old question of what happened to the other sock???

[Edited on 3/2/2011 by lolasdeb]


I'm trying to figure how a woman would get DNA in her dirty socks...
The same way men do?

 

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Meanwhile, millions of parents have submitted samples of their children's DNA to law enforcement as a means of protection and future identification if need be. It's all in how you look at it.
True. I'm still trying to get the thought of 'them' (whoever 'they' are) going through my laundry basket and absconding with my dirty undies out of my head ... I wonder if this explains the age old question of what happened to the other sock???
I'm trying to figure how a woman would get DNA in her dirty socks...
The same way men do?
Or not.

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 03:48 PM
I see London
I see France
I see DNA
In your underpants!

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 03:49 PM
Epithelial cells if all the CSI shows are to be believed.

 

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Meanwhile, millions of parents have submitted samples of their children's DNA to law enforcement as a means of protection and future identification if need be. It's all in how you look at it.
True. I'm still trying to get the thought of 'them' (whoever 'they' are) going through my laundry basket and absconding with my dirty undies out of my head ... I wonder if this explains the age old question of what happened to the other sock???
I'm trying to figure how a woman would get DNA in her dirty socks...
The same way men do?
Or not.


I was having trouble with the visual.

 

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Epithelial cells if all the CSI shows are to be believed.


It doesn't rhyme

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 05:02 PM
I wish somebody wanted my DNA.

 

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  posted on 3/2/2011 at 05:02 PM
Oh, you're looking for a chant...okay everyone, all together now.....

I don't care what you say
You can't have my DNA

 

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Meanwhile, millions of parents have submitted samples of their children's DNA to law enforcement as a means of protection and future identification if need be. It's all in how you look at it.
True. I'm still trying to get the thought of 'them' (whoever 'they' are) going through my laundry basket and absconding with my dirty undies out of my head ... I wonder if this explains the age old question of what happened to the other sock???

[Edited on 3/2/2011 by lolasdeb]


I'm trying to figure how a woman would get DNA in her dirty socks...
The same way men do?


LOL...I'm missing a few socks, and it's not because *I've* been using them for that purpose....perplexing.




where do you think sock monkeys come from?




 

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  posted on 3/3/2011 at 07:02 AM
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millions of parents have submitted samples of their children's DNA to law enforcement as a means of protection and future identification if need be. It's all in how you look at it.


They love to start off by indoctrinating the kids and of course it is all about your safety? They started off implanting RFID chips in dogs but that doesn't mean I am going to allow them to put one of those things in my child?

There is nothing good that can come from your government wanting to keep and store your DNA. In fact, I only see bad things happening and abuses that can occur by collecting this data.

I guess I won't be flying anytime soon.

 

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