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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 03:44 PM
Sex with a ghost?
A professor at the University of Tenessee was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?'

About 90 students raise their hands.

'Well, that's a good start,' he said. 'Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?'

About 40 students raise their hands.

'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?'

About 15 students raise their hand.

'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?'

Three students raise their hands.

'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?'

Way in the back, Alan Woods raised his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses and says 'Son, in all of the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'

Alan replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'

Alan replied, 'Oh crap, from way back there I thought you said Goats.'





 

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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 03:51 PM
That's ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad.

 

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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 04:19 PM
Well If laughter is really the best medicine and that doesnt make him feel better, I dont know what will !!!! I agree with Mitzi..that was B-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-D!!

 

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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 06:30 PM
lol..poor woods..

 

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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 09:33 PM
LMFAO!

 

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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 09:41 PM
LMAO!

 

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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 09:43 PM
LMAO!!!

 

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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 09:56 PM
GOT WOOD?

 

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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 10:16 PM
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GOT WOOD?


we do he don't

eff that convalescing hillbilly

 

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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 11:40 PM
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GOT WOOD?


we do he don't

eff that convalescing hillbilly


You're the one that likes crabs with a soft shell...

 

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  posted on 2/11/2011 at 11:46 PM
Yes folks.. he's back

 

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