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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 12:02 PM
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KC woman hauls naked neighbor from her home by the beard

By CHRISTINE VENDEL
The Kansas City Star



A 64-year-old woman fought off a neighbor and dragged him out of her house by his beard after he let himself into her Kansas City home and took his clothes off.

The woman said she awoke about 12:50 a.m. Tuesday to find her neighbor standing over her naked, according to court records. He allegedly grabbed her arm and said he was “just being friendly.” The woman grabbed his beard and dragged him to the door in the 3200 block of Oakland Avenue. As she tried to throw him out, he allegedly grabbed the woman’s throat. She picked up a tape measure and bonked it against the neighbor’s head three times. He then left.

The woman said she found the neighbor’s black shorts on her DVD player in her living room. She threw them outside at the neighbor, who was sitting on her deck, crying, according to court records. Police reports noted he had been drinking prior to the incident.

Jackson County prosecutors charged the neighbor, Laurence K. Saunders, with burglary, sexual misconduct and two counts of assault. He was in jail today in lieu of a $50,000 bond.

Court records said Saunders had let himself into the woman’s house on Monday, too. In that case, he walked in without knocking and told her that her dog had escaped out her rear door. He told her that “anyone could enter” because it was left open, according to court records.

http://www.kansascity.com/2010/09/08/2207758/kc-woman-hauls-naked-neighbor. html



[Edited on 9/8/2010 by Bhawk]

 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 12:30 PM
Thought this might be a coot story.......

 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 12:47 PM
horny old bastard!.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 12:53 PM
Where's the part about the woman getting a restraining order against this guy? Hoping she's smart enough to do so.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 02:02 PM
He had been drinking? Nahhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 02:03 PM
which beard?

 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 02:07 PM
Yep.....I'd have grabbed something a little bit lower to do the dragging and given the guy a REAL reason to cry.

 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 02:12 PM
I've always said that beards are chick magnets.
 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 03:11 PM
this guy looks like Abe Lincoln dug up from the grave

 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 03:35 PM
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Thought this might be a coot story.......
Didn't you see the picture? It is a coot story...

(LMAO!!! Jerry - thanks for the chuckle. Mighty 'friendly' of you... )

 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 03:38 PM
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Yep.....I'd have grabbed something a little bit lower to do the dragging and given the guy a REAL reason to cry.
Not me ... unless I had on one of those Burn Guard Oven Mitts with Vapor Guard (in fact - just read the story again and looked at the picture ... don't know that I would have grabbed anything here )

 

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  posted on 9/8/2010 at 05:41 PM
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'tis why I keep my beard short.


I know right? You never know when you might wind up drunk and naked in the neighbors house looking for love

 

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