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  posted on 11/13/2003 at 07:50 AM
The Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics Alma Mater Song / LS

There'll be no spread'n of the bed'n
Until after the wed'n
I said you got to be kid'n
Put on the Dead and spread

Put your eyes in your pockets
Take out your ring and hock it
You ain't tried it don't knock it
Put on the Dead and spread

Pull back the covers lovers
It's rain'n grab your rubbers
Tell her what you think of her
Put on the Dead and spread

Give up the cootchie cutie
A little love'n ain't a sin
Why you wanna be that way
Double-crossed at Terrapin!!!

 

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  posted on 11/14/2003 at 11:47 AM
Haiku poets suck.
They just sit around counting
Syllables all day.

 

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  posted on 11/14/2003 at 12:12 PM
I disagree, sir
It's not the poets that suck
It's the poems too.

 

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  posted on 11/14/2003 at 12:20 PM

Way to go, Ronnie!
LMFAO!
Please do it again!

 

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  posted on 11/14/2003 at 02:10 PM
It's a one time thing
I can't duplicate it now
Don't ask me again.

 

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  posted on 11/14/2003 at 03:03 PM
It just seems to me
Like an undue amount of
Mental energy

 

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  posted on 11/14/2003 at 03:15 PM
I agree with you
Too much energy wasted
And for what? For what?

 

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  posted on 11/14/2003 at 03:27 PM
Then again, I think,
Who am I to judge these guys?
I can't write haiku.

 

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  posted on 11/14/2003 at 03:40 PM
You can if you try
It's not as hard as it looks
Believe in yourself.

 

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  posted on 11/14/2003 at 04:00 PM
Thanks a lot, Ronnie!
I might give it a shot, but
Then I would suck, too!

 

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  posted on 11/14/2003 at 04:05 PM
Don't mention it man
I am glad to help you out
Have a great weekend!

 

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  posted on 11/16/2003 at 03:50 PM
Should I write haiku?
It's a waste of time. Oh well.
It beats doing work.

 

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  posted on 11/17/2003 at 10:00 AM
Nice try OTF
But your brain failed you this time.
Sweet senility!

 

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  posted on 11/17/2003 at 11:13 AM
Enough already!
Now I'm counting syllables
In my sleep, damn it!

 

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  posted on 11/17/2003 at 11:28 AM
I've not had enough
Of Haiku writing, not yet.
Maybe tomorrow.

 

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  posted on 11/17/2003 at 11:51 AM

Donna Hopkins ROCKS!
Don't Ask Why blew me away
At Friday night's show.

Be looking for a
B&P of this fine show
To be offered soon.

 

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  posted on 11/18/2003 at 12:57 PM
You guys wrecked my site
You waste our time thinking
Bout counting not thought

 

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  posted on 11/18/2003 at 05:36 PM
I'm writing a sonnet with which to pollute your Haiku thread. Below is the first stanza. Long live Willie S.

You wrecked my site, our good host lamented,
Waste our time thinking, ‘bout counting not thought,
Ticking on fingers, but not saying aught,
Numbers add up; ideas prevented.

 

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  posted on 12/13/2003 at 11:52 AM
We are sorry Butch.
It will not happen again.
Now I am thinking.

 

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  posted on 12/13/2003 at 03:06 PM
what is this
what is this
i don't know
nobody told me so

???????????

 
 


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