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Author: Subject: MT 20 - Closed. See Ya!

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MT 20!

By The Request Of The King

Freaks, Geeks, a Goat Effer & Some Dude Named Dan

Chicago Blackhawks - Hockeyball Champions

Had me a date with Botticelli’s niece, but the beeyotch dumped me for Crossroads tickets...

Saturday Night's Alright For Goat Rustling

A Keety Ran Amok

Advanced Slacking Techniques Applied Here Daily

Was That A Dog Barking On Page 42 Or Was It Just The Booze?

Lazy Ass Conference In Session

Happy Thursday! Turn On Your Fleshlig...er...Lovelight!

Happy Father's Day!!!

Crossroads Is Nigh!

Tree Frog Infestation Watch Issued For Chicagoland Area Hotels

Chicago Invasion Plans Are In The Final Stages

Safe Travels To Our Chicago Bound Friends!

Somebody Spraypainted 'Coot Is God' In The Chicago El Tunnels - Investigation Ongoing

Crossroads Day Hath Arrived

Now Wott Do We Look Forward To?

Basking In The Crossroads Afterglow...Who Wants To Spoon With Woods?

Heads All Empty And We Don't Care

Do The Hotels In Sewer City Serve Candy Bars?

Anxiously Awaiting Michaelsio's Review Of The Citizen Cope Box Set

Indiana State Motto is The Crossroads Of America. Some Irony, Eh?

Where Besmirchment And Decorum Meet With Questionable Results

I'm Uncle Sam, That's Who I Am, Been Hiding Out, In A Rock n' Roll Band!

Another Stormy Monday In Middle Earth...Wott Else Is New?

Tuesday's Just As Bad - Effin Rain

Dontcha Love It When Hump Day Comes Early?

The Eagle Might Fly On Friday, But On Thursday He Wears A Dress

Leaving Our Blues At Home

Either Somebody Ban Woods Or The Goat's Gonna Get It

Today's The Last Day For Vuvuzela Blowing

Home Of The All-Star Lazy Ass Team

Somebody Please Teach Slim How To Size A Picture

It's A Hot, Sticky And Moist Thursday...Ewwwww

Who's Gonna Cap Our Spewage?

In Search Of Lee's Man Card

Effin A, It's Hot Outside

Been A Long Time Since Sang Broke The Innernets...

How Long Will Wharfy Sleep In Today?

Happy National Tongue Endowment Day!

Lazy Ass Registration Forms Due Tomorrow

Summer Hath Settled In

Procrastination Updates Coming In Whenever We Damn Well Feel Like It

Monday Has Arrived Once Again

At Least When Sang Breaks The Innernets, He Does It Right

MT Looking To Expand As A National Chain...Franchise Agreements Due...Sometime

Trade Deadline Looms, So Far, No Offers For Coot*

Absolutely Nothing To See Here. Move Along. Move Along.

Aint' No Slackin' Like Saturday Slackin'

Constantly Reassessing Our Lack Of Priorities

Yet Another Effin Monday

Today's Title Brought To You By The Letter "Q"

To post, perchance to slack...

Happy Mancard Waiver Day!

The Banana Republic of Slackstration

Lazy Ass Bulletin - Weekend Edition

Get Yer Pokes And Prods Here

Ignore The Kitty At Your Own Peril

We Don't Have An Emergency Escape Slide, But There Is Plenty Of Beer Around

Thursday...The Hardest Day Of The Week

The Weekend Has Arrived, And There Will Be Much Rejoicing

Embracing The Weekend Drunkening

There's A Lot To Be Said About Sundays...

Constantly Striving To Put Forth The Minimal Required Effort

Pre-Slacking Passwords Will Be Mailed...Later

Warm Thoughts And Comforting Vibes To...Everyone!

Today's Title Brought To You By Butterflies And Rainbows

Who Put The Speed In Keety's Bubbly?

Welcome To Freaktopia

Monday Is The Most Popular Day To Call In Sick - They Had To Research That?

This Space For Rent - Cash Only

A Cooling Trend Has Set In

Thinking Of Woody Today

Fly Eagle, Fly!

One More Saturday Night

I'll Take A Shot Of Debil Nektar

Coot's Hallucinating Again

Construction Of Slacker Cave Will Resume...Later

Always Remember To Maximize Your Freshness

All The Skirts Show Up On Thursday

Aint No Weekend Like A Three Day Weekend

College Football Saturday!

The Lazy Assness Continues

Laborious Day...The True Slacker Holiday

We Now Return To Regularly Scheduled Degenerate Programming

Where Else Can You Find New Moon(s) And A Titillated Rat?

Planting A Flag On Fort Gay

Bridging The Goat Gap

The Feast Of Football Weekend Continues

Reprobates, Paint-On Jeans And Fantasy Football Updates, We Got It All

Embrace Your Inner Lazy Ass

Get Coot* Some Thorazine...STAT!

It's Thursday, When Things Get Queer Around Here

If You Have Been Posting In The MT For More Than Four Hours, Call Your Doctor Right Away

It's Saturday, Head To Your Local Booze Emporium And Pick Up Some Belgian Ale...

Bathing And Shaving Optional

Man Cave Design Conference In Session

LiLo To Start Posting Here Soon

Where Slackers Slack...Or Not

Simply A Stunningly Moobilicious Thursday

Give Your Inner Lazy Ass A Hug

A Thousand Smiles Available Here, All Free

Say It All Together Now...Eff Lono!

Say It All Together Now...Eff Sang!

How Do YOU Celebrate Hump Day?

Home Of Manly Men And Freaky Wimmens

Complimentary Mule Friday!

The Air Is Crisp

Get Your Halloween Candy Now, Ensure Proper Quality Control

Mrs. Howell or Phyllis Diller...Who'd You Rather?

The Lazy Asses Are Getting Cold

Thursday...When The Man Card Turns Pink...Like A Girly Man Mood Ring

Home Of Lazy Ass Cheesy Beavers

Imagine

Lee, Bro, Take A Shower

Post Counts Seem to Be Way Down All Over The Site. Who To Blame?

Experts At Nothing

Somebody Find A Slacker Anger Management Course For IP, Grasshopper Is Full Of Angst

Wake Up Eagle, It's Time To Fly

Fire Up The Grill

I Got Nothin'

I Don't Like Mondays

Happy National Evaluate Your Life Day...Sounds Deep

Spaten Chicks Rule!

Happy Thursday!

Falling Leaves And Pumpkin Guts

We'd Like To Say We Aint Wastin' Time No More, But...

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, Be There, Be There, Be There!

Beware! NSFW!

25th Anniversary of the Flux Capacitor

The Wind Really Needs To Stop Blowing

Ban Everyone

The Eagle Has A Cold

So ya...thought ya...might like to...go to the show

Happy Halloween!

Piles Of Candy Everywhere

Vote!

Got Your Christmas Shopping Done Yet?

Thursdays Are For Loving

An Extra Hour Of Sleep Is Just A Short Time Away

Set Your Clocks Back Tonight, Change Smoke Detector Batteries, Drink For Another Hour

Daylight, Saved

Beware Of Excessive Helmet-To-Helmet Contact

Home Of The Wall Of Slack

How Will You Celebrate Hump Day?

Remembering Our Veterans & Thinking Of Berry Today

The Eagle Flies To Atlantic City, By Way Of DC

Sang Is Old(er) Today!

Monday, Monday

Slackers Unite! Or Not...Whatever...Like We Care

1,000 Pages Of Worthless Crap...And Counting

Never Too Early To Get Yer Beacon Buzz On

Time To Hit The Black Friday Before Black Friday Sales!

The Turkey Is Gettin' Nervous

It's A Short Week, The Short Bus Boards At Noon

Just Saw Woods And The Turkey Havin' A Smoke, The Turkey Looked Satisfied

Stuffing Technique Seminar Begins Shortly

Happy Thanksgiving!

Get Out There And Shop. Or Don't. We Could Care Less

One More Day Of Leftovers

Back To The Grind. Down With The Man. Ugh.

It's Gettin' Cold & Snowy

Hump-Humpity-Hump-Hump-Hump

Today's Title Brought To You By The Letter "G"

20 Days Til Festivus

Let The Holiday Parties Begin!

Lazy

Don't Like Your Job? Just Go Do It Half-assed. That's The American Way

Will You Take The Blue Pill Or The Red Pill?

Delirium Coot* Available Here


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Slack on

 

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In The Court of the Slacker King...

 

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  posted on 6/8/2010 at 08:39 AM
I'm not sure I've ever been on the first page of an MT before...

 

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  posted on 6/8/2010 at 08:39 AM
please don't tell Woods we're here

 

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It would appear that they have streamed Crossroads in past years at ericclapton.com...there is hope.

 

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please don't tell Woods we're here


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We all gotta have goals.

 

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I'm not sure I've ever been on the first page of an MT before...


We all gotta have goals.


Goals? How can we have goals if we're slackin'?

 

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I'm not sure I've ever been on the first page of an MT before...


We all gotta have goals.


After last night, I just want to keep my teeth...

 

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please don't tell Woods we're here


Goats have an excellent sense of smell. His minions will find us.

 

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I'm not sure I've ever been on the first page of an MT before...


We all gotta have goals.


Goals? How can we have goals if we're slackin'?


Accomplishment comes in many forms.

 

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A new MT? Cool
 
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  posted on 6/8/2010 at 08:43 AM
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A new MT? Cool


It's got the same used car sort of smell, though...

 

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A new MT? Cool


It's got the same used car sort of smell, though...


Yea, it does.

 
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  posted on 6/8/2010 at 08:46 AM
Are we all given titles here?

King, Prince, court jester, peasant, squire?

 
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A new MT? Cool


It's got the same used car sort of smell, though...


Yea, it does.


wit til coot shows up

 

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I feel honored seeing the birth of a new MT...

But work is calling. Gotta run.

Hasta

 

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It's got the same used car sort of smell, though...


One of our cars (2007 Pontiac GP), every time I cold start it in the summer, the most dank smell comes out of the A/C. Ugh.

 

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Are we all given titles here?

King, Prince, court jester, peasant, squire?


Who's the concubine?

 

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Work beckons...

 

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  posted on 6/8/2010 at 08:56 AM
Hoping Bill comes back.

 

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Are we all given titles here?

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Who's the concubine?


Do we need to vote on it?

 
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  posted on 6/8/2010 at 09:01 AM
Good Morning to this MT also........

 

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Good - something for page 86 guy to do again.........

 

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