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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 02:18 AM

... Is it in?

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 02:49 AM
"I am late."

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 03:35 AM
Three words this Scotsman doesn't want to hear this summer (or any time)

England win cup!

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 05:22 AM
"It's not yours..."

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 05:25 AM
"You did what"?

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 09:38 AM
I'm sorry Dad ... (usually followed by the stuff he REALLY doesn't want to hear)

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 09:39 AM
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... Is it in?
I can't tell.

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 09:45 AM
"Honey I'm home"

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 09:47 AM
not tonight babe...

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 09:48 AM
Headstocks broken off.
 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 10:53 AM
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You've got crabs.

No, seriously MundelinHoward, this is Dr. Price's office. We tried to reach you on your cell...







ROTFLMAO.....

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 10:57 AM
you're under arrest....

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 11:40 AM
Don't worry but...

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 12:09 PM
We gotta talk...

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 12:13 PM
you are fired....

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 12:27 PM
You gotta minute?

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 01:51 PM
Allman Brothers Disband

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 02:05 PM
quote:
quote:

... Is it in?

Immediately followed by the man saying

"Was it good?"

[Edited on 5/12/2010 by Otie]


Man !!! If someone's Gotta 'ask',.......
Excuse me,....wrong bed,...!

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 02:11 PM


" Let's be friends "



[Edited on 5/12/2010 by Ayla]

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 02:16 PM
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You gotta minute?



ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
That brings back an angry moment.

Change the wording a bit:
"Ohhhhh, Come ON !!! It's not even going to take, a Minute !!"

(The seduction line used by a foreign male trying to seduce me,....Long time, ago,....I looked him over, and just laughed "Most AMERICAN Guys,....wouldn't BRAG of that !!!")

He left, in huff, taking his bottle of dry white wine, with him.

Guys, remember,....if you want to get a non-drinking female drunk enough to seduce her........you bring something sweet, like Peppermmint Schnapps,...so it'll sneak up on her,..... (I didn't drink the dry white)
And you Don't say "It won't even take, a Minute" (!!!!!!)

You say "I'd like to give you a full body message, and then make-love to you, for 5 or 6 hours"

(I didn't marry That one, but we're Still real good friends)....

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 05:25 PM
Police...Open up!!
 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 07:42 PM
Let's just cuddle!

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 07:47 PM
License and registration!

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 07:51 PM
You Need AA

 

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  posted on 5/12/2010 at 07:52 PM
He did it!

 

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