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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 10:56 AM
Stabbed in the penis.

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A jilted lover who stabbed her former boyfriend in the penis while he was driving has been jailed.

Tatiana Bastos, 29, plunged a kitchen knife into her ex-lover's groin as they drove along after discovering he was seeing a new girlfriend.

He needed stitches in his penis after the six-inch blade cut through three levels of his clothing.

The his ordeal was made even worse when Bastos tried to cover her tracks by making up a story that he had sexually assaulted her.


Judge Michael Heath, who jailed Bastos for 32 months at Lincoln Crown Court, told her that stabbing Mr Morais in the groin was a "wicked thing to do."

Bastos, formerly of High Street, Lincoln, admitted unlawfully wounding Mr Morais, possessing an offensive weapon and perverting the course of justice between 21 and 23 May, 2008.

http://www.thisislincolnshire.co.uk/news/Jilted-lover-jailed-stabbing-ex-bo yfriend-penis/article-2136858-detail/article.html


 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 11:05 AM
Preventing the course of justice?

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 11:06 AM
Ouch

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 11:07 AM
Thanks for sharing.

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 11:28 AM
Bhawk - I wonder how Kagan would rule on this case? (just kidding)

I do remember a comedian doing a routine when Lorena bobbit was let off easy. Kind of saying that the roadsides would be littered with severed organs; guys would have to go through boxes of them at the hospital

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 11:31 AM
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Ouch


infinitesimal squared

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 11:35 AM
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Ouch


infinitesimal squared



This is why I always tell my wife Angelina Jolie is the only woman I'd ever have an affair with. She is surely insane enough to kill me before my wife would get a chance to mutilate and/or kill me herself.

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 12:18 PM
Angelina Jolie? I would much more afraid of Amy Winehouse.

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 12:21 PM
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Angelina Jolie? I would much more afraid of Amy Winehouse.


She only seems concerned with killing herself (except for head-butting the occassional policeman)

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 12:25 PM
At least she didn't pull a Bobbitt!

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 12:33 PM
That is pretty terrifying. I thought it was "we need to talk".

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 12:34 PM
Stabbed beats severed.

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 12:38 PM
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possessing an offensive weapon and perverting the course of justice


Lots of inuendo here. Inuendo, is that an Italian suppository?

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 12:41 PM
That sounds pretty painful. But I always thought the four most terrifying words were "I missed my period".

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 01:40 PM
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A jilted lover who stabbed her former boyfriend in the penis while he was driving has been jailed.


I shudder to think of what the other side of this coin would be...Crazy glue?

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 01:56 PM
Just another reason not to cheat!!!

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 02:07 PM
Absolutely most terrifying ...

Chuck Rickli's gonna getcha.



(Second most terrifying ... My name's Chuck Rickli)

[Edited on 5/11/2010 by lolasdeb]

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 02:47 PM
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That sounds pretty painful. But I always thought the four most terrifying words were "I missed my period".


LOL!! Yep... that about takes the cake.

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 04:14 PM
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That sounds pretty painful. But I always thought the four most terrifying words were "I missed my period".


LOL!! Yep... that about takes the cake.



Yeah, that's bad. But have you ever fielded a call from Sang and he says,


"I'm on my way"?


 
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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 05:18 PM
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That sounds pretty painful. But I always thought the four most terrifying words were "I missed my period".


To a guy,yup that wold be it along with Brendan's "we need to talk" every guy shudders and immedialtely goes into 'ok, what have I done lately' mode.

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 06:15 PM
...hell hath no fury...etc...
kitchen knife in car?!!!?!!!

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 07:18 PM
Morgan, come out Morgan...

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 08:14 PM
Back during that whole Bobbitt episode did anyone ever think that there was any chance she would do time in a penal institution????????

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 09:33 PM
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Back during that whole Bobbitt episode did anyone ever think that there was any chance she would do time in a penal institution????????


or that he would spend time in a penile institution - only to then become a short live porn star (think the movie was called Frankenweenie)

 

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  posted on 5/11/2010 at 10:03 PM
Him saying......i do

her saying.......i do..................

 

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