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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 10:32 AM
I came across 2 great slogans this morning while reading the morning paper.

The first is a breast cancer benefit in Spartanburg featuring a motorcycle ride. The event is called "Ride For The Rack".

The second is a Mensa convention taking place in Motown. It's slogan is "Who's The Genius That Picked Detroit?"

Both struck me as pretty clever.

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 10:38 AM
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The second is a Mensa convention taking place in Motown. It's slogan is "Who's The Genius That Picked Detroit?"


That is hilarious.

Despair.com had a t shirt that read :

"BP - bringing oil to American shores"

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 11:01 AM
There used to be (might still be there) a car wash in a suburb of Birmingham. Emblazoned in huge letters on the side of the building: AS GOOD AS A HAND JOB.

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 11:08 AM
A bank in Dalton, GA had an ATM called Teller Yourself.
 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 11:32 AM
There is a local butcher shop called John Holmes Meat Market.

I do not know the owner but I have wondered ...

[Edited on 5/8/2010 by lolasdeb]

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 11:44 AM
Another good one...

"Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach."

(and we all know ... "Parts is parts")

[Edited on 5/8/2010 by lolasdeb]

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 02:35 PM
"The Lost Sock", a laundrette in San Francisco
 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 02:44 PM
I got two...

Years ago I was traveling somewhere in the Midwest and heard a late night car commercial for a local dealership. Their tag line: "bring your title and your wife and let's dicker!"

The late, great Mickey Mantle opened a chain of restaurants after retiring from baseball. Chicken was a major part of the menu. He once wanted to start an ad campaign, summing up just how good their chicken was by saying: "to get a better piece of chicken, you'd have to be a rooster!"

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 03:54 PM
Dick Nixon before he DICKS You!

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 04:11 PM
These are HILARIOUS folks, keep it up!

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Seen on a mobile, RV septic pumper vehicle at Wanee....."Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 05:40 PM
There is a drug store in Tabor Iowa, called "Stoner's Drug".

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 05:44 PM
Wem have a all in the family law practice here in town. A dad and 2-sons I believe. There last name is Over.

The sign outside the law practice is Over and Over and Over.

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 05:50 PM
There is a Home Depot store right where I-29 and I-80 intersect with a rather prominent electric sign on the side of the building as you drive by. A couple years ago for over a week the 'm' and 'e' in Home were not lit-up. Hilarious to see at night.

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 06:33 PM

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 06:45 PM
"No Drama Zone: Violators will be Biotch Slapped." I thought it was funny.
 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 07:02 PM
In Norcross, GA is a place that sells used tires called Ify Tires. You have to respect truth in advertising!
 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 07:15 PM
When I was younger I got my eyeglasses at a place in Philadelphia called "For Eyes".

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 07:34 PM
I recently came across a site that has some great advertising slogans and luckily I had copied some. Check this out:

Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Electrician: "Let us remove your shorts."

If I can find that website again, I'll let you know.

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 10:05 PM
I still have the business card from the salesman who sold us our furnace and air-conditioner about 10 years ago. His name is Tad Moredick and his slogan on the card was "serving comfort everywhere". Believe it or not.

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 10:11 PM
Joe's Bar: Liquor up front, Poker in the rear

 

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  posted on 5/8/2010 at 10:26 PM
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Joe's Bar: Liquor up front, Poker in the rear


"Drink All Night: Pistol Dawn" actual name of a bar used in a Quinton Tarentino movie.

 

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