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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 01:21 PM
in all of you. This forum, even as recently as a week ago, was a great place to discuss such riveting topics as boxers or briefs, dogs or cats, or even ketchup or catsup. Now there's a bunch of hooey about music and bands, in particular some band called the ?Allman Brothers. Let's get back to the real issues. You have made this forum into some kind of joke!

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 01:26 PM
A Russian scientist and a Czech scientist had spent their whole lives
studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year, they petitioned their
respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these
wondrous beasts.

Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to NYC and
then out West to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and
were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too
dangerous to go out and study the animals.

They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally, the ranger relented.

The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in each
and every day.

For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two
scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists'
camp completely ravaged, but with no sign of the missing men.

They then followed the trails of a male and a female bear. They found the
female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten
the scientists because they feared an international incident.

They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach, but only found the
remains of the Russian.

One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't
you?"

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"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male."

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 01:27 PM
Now that's the kind of stuff I'm talking about!

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 01:33 PM
Ronnie, you're right....this stuff is way too serious. We need some mayhem and madness among the forum. It's not just for Halloween anymore! lol

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 02:15 PM
Content? We don't need no stinkin' content!

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 02:24 PM
Content? You want content?...Here goes.


Choclate vs Vanilla

Britney vs Christina

Frankenstein vs The Wolfman

Polo vs Badminton

Beer vs Mixed Drinks

Asses vs Elbows

Sand vs Dirt

Horns vs Bells

Us vs The World


There that should keep us busy for a few minutes!




 
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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 02:25 PM
In a giant brawl, Me vs. Myself vs. I.

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 02:27 PM
We could go with asses vs elbows, but many people don't know one from the other.

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 02:29 PM
Yeah, that's the same problem with ass vs. hole in the ground.

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 02:29 PM
"me vs. myself vs. I"

Not just to much content, but confusing as well!
Are you talking to me ? (Sorry, that belongs on the DeNiro thread.)

[Edited on 11/6/2003 by nyc_barb]

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 02:39 PM
How do you make five elderly ladies say f*#K at the same time?









Have a 6th elderly lady yell BINGO!

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 02:47 PM
The Allman Who? Who's ever heard of them. Ronnie your nuts!
 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 04:47 PM
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The Allman Brothers? Didn't they break up years ago?


Yeah, but I'll always love that "Gamblin Man" tune...

I knew some guy who had a friend that was married to someone who liked "Southern Rock" in high school...I think he might have heard of the Almond Brothers.

 
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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 11:00 PM
It's not the Allman Who, it's the Three Dog Who. Sheesh.

 

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  posted on 11/6/2003 at 11:13 PM
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In a giant brawl, Me vs. Myself vs. I.


The Dean Long Memorial Rumble!

 

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  posted on 11/7/2003 at 12:01 AM
Beer of course!
 

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  posted on 11/7/2003 at 06:28 AM
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The Allman Who? Who's ever heard of them. Ronnie your nuts!


How did you end up with Ronnie's nuts?

 

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  posted on 11/8/2003 at 09:41 AM
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How did you end up with Ronnie's nuts?


Can I have them back now? Please?

 

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  posted on 11/8/2003 at 09:45 AM
Deano Deano Deano Long that is.
 
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  posted on 11/8/2003 at 09:15 PM
Somebody is obsessed.....

 

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  posted on 11/8/2003 at 09:39 PM
The bands not touring right now so everyone's jonesn' for an ABB fix they can't have. Tension builds with each passing day until March and the Beacon run. Then it's like it all comes together. It's like cabin fever

 

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  posted on 11/8/2003 at 11:03 PM
And we have MONTHS to go!

 

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