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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 08:00 PM
yeah, i'm getting older.

and the older i get, the more i think about passing along some of the knowledge and wisdom i've gained over the years

Pass along to the younger generation. Kids who weren't even born in the 70's.

Maybe kids just getting into high school.

First bit of advice:

If you go to your prom, and the prom queen gets drenched in pig blood, leave the building pronto.

Don't smirk, don't laugh, don't do anything, just get out.

Just trust me on this.


okay, next week, i'll talk about being wary of anyone wearing a hockey mask outside of a hockey rink.


 
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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 09:31 PM
LMFAO!!!!


If you and a bunch of your friends are in a cabin in the woods, and a couple head out to the woods for some "kinky fun" and don't come back, don't split up and go looking for them.

Also never trust anyone with a chainsaw.

 

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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 09:37 PM
If you hear a bump in the night, don't go investigate! Lock your freaking door and mind your own business already.
 

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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 09:45 PM
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LMFAO!!!!


If you and a bunch of your friends are in a cabin in the woods, and a couple head out to the woods for some "kinky fun" and don't come back, don't split up and go looking for them.

Also never trust anyone with a chainsaw.


Even if he has Bud Light

 

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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 09:56 PM
If your little girl sits up in bed and her head turns around 360 degrees, get out of the way, she's about to puke pea soup.

 

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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 10:07 PM
LOL--love the posts here.

I'm almost 40, and my serious advice to young people would be that life gets easier as you get older.

I wish I had something witty to say, but that's not me..

I don't mind getting older at all. In fact I think it's awesome!

[Edited on 2/14/2010 by annarose3]

 

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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 10:38 PM
On the other hand, banjo music combined with canoeing is not all that risky.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N40d047u-L8&feature=related

 

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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 10:53 PM
This thread made me LMFAO!

 

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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 11:16 PM
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Also never trust anyone with a chainsaw.



 

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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 11:19 PM
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This thread made me LMFAO!


Me too! Its been a fun day. Take care. Later

 

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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 11:20 PM
Don't stay at the Bates Motel.
 

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  posted on 2/13/2010 at 11:57 PM
If you are a really hot girl and are home alone don't take a shower or bath. Something bad is going to happen.
 

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  posted on 2/14/2010 at 12:07 AM
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Also never trust anyone with a chainsaw.






My point has been proven.

 

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  posted on 2/14/2010 at 09:05 AM
If a Japanese guy wakes up from a coma with a slightly bloody bandage on his head and suddenly screams out a name like "Mothra" "Gidra" or "Godzilla" get the f**k out of Tokyo as quickly as you can - he isn't crazy.
 

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  posted on 2/14/2010 at 09:38 AM
When running away from a homicidal maniac, try not to keep slipping and falling. This may allow the maniac to catch up to you even though he is only walking.

 

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  posted on 2/14/2010 at 10:12 AM
If a cop has a 44 magnim pointed at your face and asks "did I shoot 5 or 6" take his word for it.

If you see a clown picking up effeminate young men, please call the cops!


 

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  posted on 2/14/2010 at 10:25 AM
A man in a thong holding a sheep......it's ok, it's Bluedud.

 

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  posted on 2/14/2010 at 10:57 AM
Never use a disgusting dirty restroom at a deserted remote rest stop or go in the woods. Stay in your car and use an emergency bucket, but make sure the windows are rolled up, doors locked and maintain a driving speed of around 20 mph.. Keep a spare charged up car battery in trunk with 2-spare tires and a full 5-gal. can of gasoline. Also keep a loaded UZI by your side with the safety off.
 

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  posted on 2/14/2010 at 11:13 AM
quote:
yeah, i'm getting older.

and the older i get, the more i think about passing along some of the knowledge and wisdom i've gained over the years

Pass along to the younger generation. Kids who weren't even born in the 70's.

Maybe kids just getting into high school.

First bit of advice:

If you go to your prom, and the prom queen gets drenched in pig blood, leave the building pronto.

Don't smirk, don't laugh, don't do anything, just get out.

Just trust me on this.


okay, next week, i'll talk about being wary of anyone wearing a hockey mask outside of a hockey rink.


LMAO!!! Bruce! Looking forward to next weeks installment...

[Edited on 2/14/2010 by lolasdeb]

 

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  posted on 2/14/2010 at 03:27 PM

Guys! If your wife invites you to her company Christmas Party on the 33rd floor
of their office building,.................Don't take your shoe's off!

 

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  posted on 2/14/2010 at 03:58 PM
Welcome to the party pal.



Yippee ki ay motherf&cker.

 

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