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  posted on 2/8/2010 at 04:05 PM


The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!



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  posted on 2/8/2010 at 04:10 PM
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I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me

It does for me too, but probably not in the same way it did for you.

 

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  posted on 2/8/2010 at 04:15 PM

 

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  posted on 2/8/2010 at 04:16 PM
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The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!



Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
“Oh no..... she's awake!!”



Charles Schumer born was in 1950. Bill Clinton was born in 1946. Barbara Boxer in 1940. Pelosi in 1940. Need I go on? In other words, you are beyond silly.

 

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  posted on 2/8/2010 at 04:33 PM
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The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!



Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
“Oh no..... she's awake!!”



Charles Schumer born was in 1950. Bill Clinton was born in 1946. Barbara Boxer in 1940. Pelosi in 1940. Need I go on? In other words, you are beyond silly.


The email prolly wasn't researched enough.

 

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  posted on 2/8/2010 at 04:36 PM
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The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!



Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
“Oh no..... she's awake!!”



Charles Schumer born was in 1950. Bill Clinton was born in 1946. Barbara Boxer in 1940. Pelosi in 1940. Need I go on? In other words, you are beyond silly.


The email prolly wasn't researched enough.

The email is accurate. Those evil alien-livestock halfbreeds falsified their birth records.

 

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  posted on 2/8/2010 at 04:38 PM
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The year is 1947

Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

Albert A. Gore, Jr..
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!



Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...
“Oh no..... she's awake!!”



Charles Schumer born was in 1950. Bill Clinton was born in 1946. Barbara Boxer in 1940. Pelosi in 1940. Need I go on? In other words, you are beyond silly.


The email prolly wasn't researched enough.


Reagan gave amnesty to 10 million illegals, wonder where he was when the UFO crash landed near Roswell. Hmmm

 

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  posted on 2/8/2010 at 04:40 PM
I better check my e-mail. I'm sure my dad has forwarded this to me already.

 

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  posted on 2/8/2010 at 05:31 PM
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See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

Well, your email did confirm some suspicions of mine but nothing having to do with the people on your list.

 

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  posted on 2/8/2010 at 05:59 PM
I got this one about two years ago and checked it out....I was amazed at people I thought I knew who never even checked it out.....it's total B.S. Probably meant as joke and we all know the right wing doesn't have a very good sense of humor.

 

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