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  posted on 1/29/2013 at 10:31 PM
The above poster still clips coupons from the Sunday newspaper.

 

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  posted on 1/30/2013 at 11:51 AM
The previous posters favorite coupon is from the local redlight district..."buy two hummers and get one free" (The reverse side states,"TV's are buy one get two free")

 

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  posted on 1/31/2013 at 10:22 PM
The above poster hangs out in the local Kmart for blue light specials.

 

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  posted on 2/7/2013 at 12:29 AM
The previous poster bought one dancing banana and got two free at a Kmart blue light special.

 

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  posted on 2/11/2013 at 12:45 PM
The above poster has never bought anything without a coupon.

 

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  posted on 2/25/2013 at 08:19 PM
The previous poster pulled up beside a Rolls Royce and asked if they had any grey coupons.

 

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  posted on 2/28/2013 at 10:58 PM
The above poster has never really seen a Rolls Royce.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2013 at 11:57 PM
The previous poster likes banana flavored Tootsie-Rolls

 

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  posted on 3/17/2013 at 11:02 PM
The above poster loves tootsie roll flavored bananas.

 

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  posted on 3/21/2013 at 07:32 PM
The previous poster dances when he gets his banana dipped into something.

 

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  posted on 3/29/2013 at 01:19 PM
The above poster made that one a hard one to follow.................

 

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  posted on 7/7/2013 at 09:59 PM
The previous poster was experimented on by government scientists and gets really, really nervous around monkeys, chocolate and Ronco food dehydraters.

 

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  posted on 11/27/2013 at 10:45 AM
The previous poster needs somebody else to play with....

 

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  posted on 11/27/2013 at 10:59 AM
The previous poster has never had trouble playing with himself...........

 

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  posted on 11/29/2013 at 03:23 PM
The previous poster plays himself in a movie about himself based on a story about himself written by himself.

 

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  posted on 12/2/2013 at 02:37 PM
The above poster pre-ordered 10 copies...........

 

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  posted on 12/7/2013 at 11:38 AM
The previous poster "autographed" said 10 copies using a autopen stuck in his butt.

 

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  posted on 12/7/2013 at 11:55 AM
After finding that out, the previous poster upped his order to 20..............

 

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  posted on 12/7/2013 at 02:33 PM
The previous poster made me spit coffee

 

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  posted on 12/7/2013 at 11:54 PM
The above poster should know that spitting coffee is seen as an insult in some southern Asian countries.........

 

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  posted on 1/23/2014 at 12:56 AM
The previous poster should know that southern Asians talk funny, they say "how yaw dooon"

 

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  posted on 1/23/2014 at 10:08 PM
The previous poster should study fortune cookies for dialects.

 

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  posted on 2/8/2014 at 12:53 PM
The previous poster invented a new fetish, "Dialects". An act of licking phones

 

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  posted on 2/9/2014 at 09:41 PM
The above poster has attempted all known fetishes....... and some unknown.

 

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  posted on 2/10/2014 at 01:44 PM
The previous poster invented a new food, "Fetish"

It is feta cheese and radishes

 

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