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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 01:14 PM
The above poster cracked his back passing gas.
 

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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 01:33 PM
The above poster made me spit coffee at my monitor - LMAO!

 

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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 01:59 PM
Unfortunately the above poster missed her monitor and hit her boss instead.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 02:04 PM
My day would be complete if what the above poster said about me was actually true.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 02:51 PM
The above posters day isn't complete until she has some brandy out of a paper bag.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 04:50 PM
The above poster has to lose money at a casino before each show.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 05:20 PM
The above poster likes to lose his cookies before each show.....

 

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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 05:39 PM
The above poster just passed his worms.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 05:41 PM
The above poster just passed something but it was not a worm...hey pass that over here.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 10:42 PM
The above poster holds the New Mexico record for bogarting a joint.

 

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  posted on 12/22/2009 at 11:48 PM
The above poster was banned to the playpen.

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 09:14 AM
The above poster has trouble showing a sense of humor.

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 11:50 AM
The above poster has never made a coherent post.

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 11:51 AM
The above poster has never been able to tell a joke........

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 11:52 AM
The above poster is a joke.

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 11:58 AM
The above poster roots for The Joker in Batman movies.

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 01:20 PM
The above poster identifies with Grumpy Old Men - all of them.

[Edited on 12/23/2009 by Sang]

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 01:22 PM
The above poster needs to get a newer version of the Sang Spell Checker.

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 01:39 PM
I would be glad to sell one to the above poster for $49.95.

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 01:43 PM
The above poster should give me a special discount because of my spelling aptitude.

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 07:18 PM
The above poster gets discounts from AARP as he is its oldest living member.

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 08:19 PM
The above Poster has been banned from staying at all Marriotts, there is a room in Denver that is still Odiferous!

 

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  posted on 12/23/2009 at 09:24 PM
The above poster forgot that the poster above him has also been banned by the Picksberg Holiday Inn.

 

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  posted on 12/24/2009 at 12:32 AM
The previous poster is a closet Carmen Miranda fan.
 

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  posted on 12/24/2009 at 02:56 PM
The preceeding poster always waives his Miranda rights when he is arrested and squeals like a little girl to the officer

 

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