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  posted on 9/30/2011 at 08:34 AM
The above poster can now rip up his Boston-Atlanta World Series tickets

 

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  posted on 10/1/2011 at 09:00 AM
The previous poster can sell tickets that say "FREE" carwash on them

 

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  posted on 10/3/2011 at 09:04 AM
The previous poster is as free as a bird now and this bird you can not change.

 

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  posted on 10/3/2011 at 02:07 PM
The above poster was recently freed from the dog house.

 

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  posted on 10/4/2011 at 08:05 PM
The above poster was recently arrested for continuing to scream 'Who let the dogs out' , even after being told to quit by the police.

 

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  posted on 10/5/2011 at 11:06 AM
The above poster was recently arrested for wearing his underwear over his jeans

 

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  posted on 10/5/2011 at 10:56 PM
The above poster was arrested for wearing his pants on the ground.

 

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  posted on 10/8/2011 at 06:35 PM
The previous poster was arrested for wearing a sock over his "rooster" i

 

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  posted on 10/9/2011 at 06:31 PM
The above poster is the little red rooster too lazy to crow for days.

 

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  posted on 10/11/2011 at 04:37 PM
The above poster taught chicken little to cry wolf.

 

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  posted on 10/12/2011 at 01:58 PM
The above poster identifies with Jack Nicholson in the Wolfman movie.

 

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  posted on 10/12/2011 at 09:17 PM
The above poster identifies with Chaz Bono on Dancing With the Stars.

 

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  posted on 10/15/2011 at 12:36 PM
The above poster has been identified as the masked streaker in his neighborhood

 

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  posted on 10/17/2011 at 10:09 PM
The above poster is still mad that nobody noticed he was streaking.

 

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  posted on 10/19/2011 at 12:32 PM
The above poster hoped nobody noticed his "I love George Michael" tshirt he wore at the ABB show at the Beacon earlier this year.

 

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  posted on 10/19/2011 at 01:09 PM
The above poster wants everyone to see his 'I Love Barry Manilow' sequined t-shirt.

 

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  posted on 10/23/2011 at 06:41 PM
The above poster has dressed up as Barry Manilow for Halloween and he just loves wearing his white leisure suit and blonde wig

 

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  posted on 10/25/2011 at 02:00 PM
The above poster was arrested on Halloween......he wasn't aware that Michael Jackson wore more than just the sequined glove.

 

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  posted on 10/28/2011 at 01:25 AM
the previous poster has matching gowling sgoes and baseball gloves

 

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  posted on 10/29/2011 at 12:33 PM
Looks like the above poster needs a new keyboard.

 

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  posted on 10/30/2011 at 08:55 AM
The above poster forgets that I am a drummer

 

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  posted on 10/30/2011 at 01:31 PM
The above poster just admitted to being from another planet.

 

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  posted on 10/31/2011 at 10:17 AM
The previous poster should realize that on that planet we double kick others when they are down.

 

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  posted on 10/31/2011 at 09:56 PM
The previous poster should know that I would bet no drugs are needed on that planet.

 

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  posted on 11/1/2011 at 07:53 AM
The previous poster's dacing bananas are from my home planet.

 

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