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  posted on 9/9/2011 at 09:55 AM
Whenever the above poster goes out, he makes sure he wears his "I love Davey Jones" T-shirt.

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  posted on 9/9/2011 at 01:40 PM
The above poster always thinks of Michael Nesmith when he sniffs white-out.

 

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  posted on 9/10/2011 at 08:54 AM
The previous poster thinks white out is to cover upthe skid marks on his tighty whiteys.

 

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  posted on 9/11/2011 at 12:36 PM
The above poster wears his tighty whiteys over his jeans for a shocking effect when he heads out to dunkin donuts

 

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  posted on 9/12/2011 at 12:28 PM
The above poster has been banned from all Dunkin Donuts - for reasons that are too numerous to mention....

 

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  posted on 9/14/2011 at 08:38 AM
The above poster has been banned from mens public restrooms for reasons too obvious to mention.

 

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  posted on 9/14/2011 at 08:54 AM
The above poster has a "funny" story about meeting George Michael in a public washroom.

 

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  posted on 9/14/2011 at 04:00 PM
The above poster is a foot tapping expert and practices his skills while frequenting the public washrooms.

 

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  posted on 9/14/2011 at 04:10 PM
The above poster hangs out in airport bathrooms looking for congressmen.

 

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  posted on 9/15/2011 at 12:49 PM
The above poster hangs out in airports wearing a long orange outfit, shaves his head bald, playing the tambourine and asks for handouts and donations for his "church"

 

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  posted on 9/16/2011 at 12:01 PM
The closest the above poster has been to a church is when he used a church key to open his beer.

 

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  posted on 9/17/2011 at 12:13 PM
The above poster still wears his beer pop top necklace.

 

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  posted on 9/18/2011 at 09:15 PM
The above poster has trouble picking out the right puka shelll necklace from his collection.

 

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  posted on 9/21/2011 at 09:04 AM
The previous poster's mood rings have multipe personalities.

 

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  posted on 9/22/2011 at 03:56 PM
The above poster puts on his leisure suit and dances to "Dancing Queen" to remember the good old days.

 

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  posted on 9/22/2011 at 09:48 PM
The above poster puts on his leisure suit drives his caddy and pretends he's Donny Brasco

 

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  posted on 9/22/2011 at 10:36 PM
The above poster enters every party throwing off his leisure suit jacket just like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.

 

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  posted on 9/23/2011 at 03:36 PM
The previous poster just digs going from bitrhday suit to leisure suit to birthday suit.

 

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  posted on 9/24/2011 at 10:41 AM
The above poster sold his entire disco collection on ebay for $0.99. It was not the investment he had hoped for.

 

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  posted on 9/24/2011 at 12:25 PM
The above poster sold his entire lot of I love Davey Jones t shirts at a tag sale and used the money to buy a 7-11 slurpie.

 

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  posted on 9/24/2011 at 02:15 PM
The above poster will never part with his Peter Tork t-shirt.

 

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  posted on 9/24/2011 at 02:19 PM
The previous poster has a plaster cast of David Cassidy's dancing banana....

 

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  posted on 9/24/2011 at 09:26 PM
The above poster is usually plastered after 4pm on weekends.

 

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  posted on 9/27/2011 at 09:10 PM
The above poster is plastered after noon on weekdays.

 

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  posted on 9/28/2011 at 08:46 AM
The above poster has those dancing bananas plastered all over town.

 

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