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Maximum Peach



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  posted on 2/16/2011 at 07:59 PM
The poster above put a spell on his high school girlfriend so she would date him..

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 2/17/2011 at 10:27 AM
The above poster used the date-rape drug instead.

 

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  posted on 2/19/2011 at 10:38 AM
The previous poster used duct tape and a condom.

 

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  posted on 2/19/2011 at 12:49 PM
The above poster uses a rubber glove as a condom

 

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  posted on 2/19/2011 at 10:24 PM
The previous poster uses condoms to make water balloons.

 

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  posted on 2/24/2011 at 12:50 PM
The above poster throws balloons filled with paint at passing cars.

 

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  posted on 2/24/2011 at 04:26 PM
The previous poster rides a painted pony and let's the spinning wheel spin.

 

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  posted on 2/28/2011 at 09:18 AM
It took the above poster a lot of blood, sweat and tears to come up with that one.

 

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  posted on 3/1/2011 at 09:30 PM
The previous poster was James Bond's stunt double in the film "Godfinger"

 

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  posted on 3/6/2011 at 03:53 PM
The above poster likes to mispell words alot!

 

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  posted on 3/6/2011 at 03:58 PM
The above poster tells all the girls at the bars that "I'm gonna put a spell on you"

 

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  posted on 3/7/2011 at 11:20 PM
There are no girls at the bars the above poster hangs out at.

 

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  posted on 3/7/2011 at 11:28 PM
The previous poster hangs out at bars with the poster before him.

 

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  posted on 3/8/2011 at 09:04 AM
We usually run into the above poster there.

 

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  posted on 3/8/2011 at 02:57 PM
The previous poster holds all bars in high esteem.

 

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  posted on 3/9/2011 at 11:41 AM
the previous poster thinks you have to pass the Bar examination to get another drink.

 

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  posted on 3/9/2011 at 05:57 PM
The previous poster "volunteers" for ceratian medical exams.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2011 at 03:09 PM
The above poster needs to explain what a ceratian medical exam is. I hope it is not performed by a proctologist.

 

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  posted on 3/12/2011 at 09:50 AM
The above poster needs to enter me in a spelling bee.

 

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  posted on 3/13/2011 at 04:09 PM
The above poster is still in love with Aunt Bea.

 

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  posted on 3/19/2011 at 10:53 AM
The above poster is more in love with Barney Fife than Aunt Bea

 

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  posted on 3/19/2011 at 11:58 AM
It took the above poster 6 days to come up with that gem.

 

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  posted on 3/19/2011 at 03:06 PM
It took the above poster 6 days to move from the couch.

 

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  posted on 3/19/2011 at 05:20 PM
The above poster is known as 'Couch Potato' to his friends.

 

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  posted on 3/20/2011 at 04:28 PM
The above poster thinks potato chips are a major explanation for his marvelous physique

 

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