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  posted on 1/4/2011 at 12:13 AM
The above poster did something nasty with a chick-o-stick.

 

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  posted on 1/4/2011 at 12:21 AM
the previous poster is banging his head

 

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  posted on 1/4/2011 at 01:09 AM
The previous poster is down....down with pants.

 

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  posted on 1/4/2011 at 07:31 PM
The previous poster always wears his pants too tight so he can try to show off his bulge

 

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  posted on 1/5/2011 at 09:05 AM
The previous poster wishes he had a bulge.

 

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  posted on 1/5/2011 at 11:27 PM
The previous poster used a coupon...buy one bulge and get another package of equal or comparable size for free.

 

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  posted on 1/6/2011 at 09:08 AM
The previous poster tried to use an expired coupon at the grocery store and was embarrased by the clerk

 

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  posted on 1/6/2011 at 10:24 AM
The above poster once pulled up beside a Rolls Royce and asked the occupant if they had any Grey Coupon ?

 

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  posted on 1/6/2011 at 12:55 PM
The above poster once asked his family while sitting at breakfast to please pass the jelly

 

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  posted on 1/6/2011 at 10:35 PM
The above poster has a problem with excessive gas passing.

 

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  posted on 1/6/2011 at 11:48 PM
The previous poster can count out loud to 17 in one belch.

 

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  posted on 1/7/2011 at 12:24 AM
The above poster has been known to belch the alphabet at parties.

 

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  posted on 1/7/2011 at 08:35 AM
The above poster practices the alphabet backwards so he can recite it when he is pulled over for suspicion of dwi

 

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  posted on 1/7/2011 at 07:01 PM
when pulled over the above poster said

"Honest Officer no one was driving. We were all in the back singing"

 

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  posted on 1/7/2011 at 09:52 PM
The previous poster has mastered Tuvan Throat singing and combined it with RAP to come up with THRAP..

 

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  posted on 1/7/2011 at 11:41 PM
The previous poster owns a thighmaster but has no ideal how to use it.

 

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  posted on 1/7/2011 at 11:58 PM
the above poster taped the Suzanne Sommers thigh master commercial and watched it repeatedly.

 

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  posted on 1/8/2011 at 01:04 PM
The previous poster has a suzanne sommers poster in his bedroom and gazes at it repeatedly

 

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  posted on 1/12/2011 at 09:47 AM
Could the poster above the previous poster send me a copy of that poster?

 

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  posted on 1/12/2011 at 10:03 AM
The above poster is the poster child for the bailando tres platanos society

 

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  posted on 1/12/2011 at 10:46 AM
The above poster is the poster child for the biggest loser TV show.

 

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  posted on 1/12/2011 at 11:00 AM
The previous poster is poster child for The National Association Of Unemployed Comics...aka people who "think" they are funny.

 

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  posted on 1/12/2011 at 09:30 PM
The above poster thinks that Vanilla Ice is his favorite rapper

 

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  posted on 1/13/2011 at 05:52 PM
The above poster listens to only rap.

 

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  posted on 1/14/2011 at 09:44 AM
The previous poster always eats his vegetables....

 

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