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  posted on 10/22/2010 at 12:27 AM
The above poster is seeking therapy for his obsession with beavers

 

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  posted on 10/22/2010 at 02:08 AM
The previous poster has an obsession for his therapists beaver and just purchased the Primus song, "Winnona's Big Brown Beaver" on Itunes.

 

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  posted on 10/23/2010 at 02:00 AM
The previous poster's therapist is a beaver.

 

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  posted on 10/23/2010 at 05:16 PM
The previous poster shows pictures of his beaver to anybody who wants to see.

 

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  posted on 10/23/2010 at 08:11 PM
The above poster keeps pictures of his beavers in his car.

 

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  posted on 10/24/2010 at 12:23 PM
The previous poster's beaver has a picture of his car in his billfold

 

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  posted on 10/24/2010 at 06:18 PM
The previous poster snacks on beavers while at work

 

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  posted on 10/25/2010 at 04:59 PM
The above poster refuses to say 'Who's there?' when confronted with a knock-knock joke.

 

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  posted on 10/25/2010 at 10:48 PM
The above poster refuses to say "trick or treat" when he goes door to door on Halloween and just stands there in his dancing banana costume

 

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  posted on 10/26/2010 at 04:13 AM
Ever since the previous poster got fired from his last job as a chimney swep, he has worked seasonal as Santa Claus in front of the Macy's store at the regional shopping mall.

 

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  posted on 10/27/2010 at 11:44 AM
The above postert every Christmas stands in front of Macys as a bellringer

 

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  posted on 10/27/2010 at 12:48 PM
Every New Years Day, the previous poster sits in front of the liquor store with a 40 of malt and shakes two cans....one says, "Pennies for for pot" and the other says, "dimes for dope".

 

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  posted on 10/27/2010 at 12:53 PM
Every afternoon, the above poster sits on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent

 

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  posted on 10/28/2010 at 12:56 PM
The previous poster cruises all the local Starbucks blasting "My Sherona".

 

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  posted on 10/30/2010 at 02:31 PM
The above poster cruises all the local gay bars dressed in his favorite leather outfit looking for action.

 

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  posted on 10/30/2010 at 04:07 PM
The previous poster must have forgotten that is where I met him at. The Tossed Salad Bar in The Tenderloin District.

 

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  posted on 10/30/2010 at 04:19 PM
The previous poster must have forgotten that while he was enjoying himself at the Tossed Salad Bar his wife was at the Hunk o Mania male strippers show down the road

 

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  posted on 10/30/2010 at 09:45 PM
The previous poster is dressing up for Halloween as the situation, complete with his hunky six pack abs.

 

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  posted on 11/1/2010 at 01:54 AM
The preceding poster is known as the "father" and inspiration of the Goth culture.

 

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  posted on 11/1/2010 at 03:39 PM
The preceeding poster has adopted the inspiration and culture of the Irish and has gone to wearing kilts in public. He is tempted to moon the newspaper delivery boy.

 

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  posted on 11/3/2010 at 07:18 PM
The kilt of the above poster is "tilted."

 

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  posted on 11/5/2010 at 09:32 PM
The above poster usually feels titled after a few pops of Jamison

 

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  posted on 11/5/2010 at 09:37 PM
The previous poster does have Grey Poupon

 

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  posted on 11/7/2010 at 11:14 AM
The above poster does have a wispy grey balding hair style

 

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  posted on 11/7/2010 at 01:05 PM
The previous poster has no hair for his hairbrush

 

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