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  posted on 9/22/2010 at 08:20 PM
The above poster is happy that he finally got Danica Patrick's autograph.

 

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  posted on 9/22/2010 at 08:48 PM
The above poster seems to be a pot.

 

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  posted on 9/22/2010 at 09:48 PM
Only the above poster would know what that is.

 

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  posted on 9/23/2010 at 07:27 PM
the previous poster smokes pot with the chamber maid

 

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  posted on 9/23/2010 at 07:31 PM
The preceding poster prefers a large chamber when smoking his pipe.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
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  posted on 9/23/2010 at 08:16 PM
the previous poster ALWAYS clears the chamber when hittin the bong

 

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  posted on 9/27/2010 at 07:30 AM
The above poster ALWAYS clears the room when he farts.

 

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  posted on 9/28/2010 at 06:15 AM
The above poster knows first hand that if you fart in church, you sit in your own pew.

 

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  posted on 9/28/2010 at 09:21 PM
The above poster always says 'pew" when somebody farts

 

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  posted on 9/29/2010 at 10:23 AM
The above poster always acts like it wasn't him.

 

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  posted on 9/30/2010 at 07:26 AM
If you point a finger, the above poster will bite it off.

 

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  posted on 9/30/2010 at 11:02 AM
The above poster likes to hold up his index, middle and ring fingers and say-read between the lines!

 

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  posted on 10/1/2010 at 07:02 AM
The above poster puts his fingers in his ears when he hears an Allman Brothers tune.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2010 at 08:13 AM
The previous poster syuck a finger in his hat and called it macaroni.

 

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  posted on 10/1/2010 at 08:04 PM
The friends of the poster above used to say he syucked,and he thought they meant he had a drooling problem.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 10/2/2010 at 03:20 PM
The above poster orders his own items from his wifes Victoria's Secret catalog.

 

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  posted on 10/4/2010 at 10:29 AM
The above poster finds their push-up bra slightly uncomfortable.

 

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  posted on 10/4/2010 at 10:44 AM
The above poster doesn't understand that 'their' was easier to type than Victoria Secret's.

 

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  posted on 10/4/2010 at 11:18 AM
The previous poster is an internet bully.

 

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  posted on 10/5/2010 at 06:59 AM
The above poster is addicted to red bull and vodka

 

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  posted on 10/5/2010 at 07:01 AM
The previous poster is addicted to internet porn.

 

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  posted on 10/7/2010 at 06:19 PM
The previous poster is gonna have to face it, he's addicted to love.

 

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  posted on 10/8/2010 at 10:39 AM
The above poster watches that Robert Palmer video 3 times a day.

 

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  posted on 10/10/2010 at 09:34 AM
The above poster takes his anti depressant medication three times a day

 

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  posted on 10/13/2010 at 07:44 AM
The above poster takes his temperature rectally eight times a day.

 

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