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  posted on 8/31/2010 at 09:20 PM
The above poster considers himself well read, but he needs his mommy to read to him.

 

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  posted on 9/1/2010 at 08:45 AM
The above poster was a stand in for "Mommy Dearest" anytime an actor was hit with a hanger.

 

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  posted on 9/1/2010 at 08:59 AM
The above poster was a stand in for Pee Wee Herman

 

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  posted on 9/1/2010 at 10:44 AM
The poster above fell off the wagon,and into a ring of fire.

 

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We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/1/2010 at 10:55 PM
The above poster still needs training wheels.

 

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  posted on 9/2/2010 at 03:01 PM
The previous poster still plays with his Hot Wheels collection.

 

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  posted on 9/2/2010 at 03:55 PM
The preceding poster collects paper dresses.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/2/2010 at 06:36 PM
The above poster secretly collects barbie dolls and dresses them in his room

 

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  posted on 9/2/2010 at 07:01 PM
The poster above has a closet full of little black dresses he only wears on Saturday night's.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/2/2010 at 07:50 PM
The above poster had a little black book when he was younger but it had no entries

 

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  posted on 9/3/2010 at 09:35 AM
The above poster has been arrested twice for breaking and entering.

 

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  posted on 9/3/2010 at 11:32 AM
The poster above is trying to break the record of the preceding poster for b&e's.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/3/2010 at 11:46 AM
Achy Breaky Heart is the preceding poster's favorite song of all time.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/3/2010 at 12:37 PM
The above poster wants to party in the USA with the daughter of the singer of achy Breaky Heart

 

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  posted on 9/3/2010 at 04:15 PM
The above poster is ashamed that he is a fan of the Achy Breaky Hearts daughter Miley Cyrus

 

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  posted on 9/3/2010 at 04:16 PM
Miley Cyrus has a restraining order against the above poster.

 

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  posted on 9/3/2010 at 05:04 PM
Pee Wee Herman has a restraining order against the above poster

 

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  posted on 9/3/2010 at 06:15 PM
The way the above poster constantly brings up Pee-Wee Herman is creepy.

 

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  posted on 9/3/2010 at 09:48 PM
The previous poster is creepy.............

 

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  posted on 9/3/2010 at 11:02 PM
The preceding poster was called a creep by all the girls in high school.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/4/2010 at 08:50 PM
The poster above was once given a sentence of 7 years to life.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/5/2010 at 06:49 AM
The previous poster took seven years to diagram a sentence.

 

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  posted on 9/5/2010 at 07:52 AM
The parents of the previous had to draw him a diagram of how to get home from high school.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/5/2010 at 02:39 PM
One day, the poster above did not come home from high school after deciding to run away with the circus.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 9/5/2010 at 02:55 PM
The above poster was arrested for stealing the winnings of old ladies at Circus Circus.

 

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