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  posted on 8/23/2010 at 08:03 AM
The above poster wonders why is there air?

 

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  posted on 8/23/2010 at 08:25 AM
The above poster is still trying to get over being called Fat Albert by his friends.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2010 at 09:49 AM
The above poster provided the "bowm bu-bu-bowm" soundtrack for the Fat Albert cartoon.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2010 at 10:34 AM
The previous poster could understand Mush-Mouth.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2010 at 11:21 AM
The above poster has a potty mouth.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2010 at 11:59 AM
It's the above poster's potty, and he'll cry if he wants too.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2010 at 01:25 PM
The above poster thinks the wind cries Larry, not Mary.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2010 at 02:44 PM
The above poster cried when his ice cream fell out of the cone he was eating.

 

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  posted on 8/23/2010 at 07:23 PM
In school,all the kids called the poster above cone head.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 8/24/2010 at 08:40 AM
In college the above poster was a dead head and a pot head

 

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  posted on 8/24/2010 at 09:13 AM
The above poster spent 12 years in college without completing his freshman year.

 

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  posted on 8/24/2010 at 02:53 PM
Even though he didn't surf,the poster above spent most of his college funds on sex wax.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 8/24/2010 at 04:18 PM
The preceding poster wonders why every time he body surfs at concerts the crowd intentionally drops him.

 

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  posted on 8/24/2010 at 04:31 PM
The poster above wonders why everyone at the beach stares when he comes out of the water after body surfing.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 8/24/2010 at 04:42 PM
To garner more attention at the beach the above poster placed a potato in his speedo, unfortunately, he put it in the back.

 

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  posted on 8/24/2010 at 09:16 PM
The above poster has been known to steal other people's jokes.

 

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  posted on 8/24/2010 at 09:31 PM
The above poster is somewhere . . . under a tree.

 

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  posted on 8/25/2010 at 08:58 AM
The above poster is out of his tree.

 

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  posted on 8/25/2010 at 11:48 AM
To no avail,the above poster has searched everywhere for the tree of life.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 8/25/2010 at 06:48 PM
The above poster thinks that no is in his tree (I mean it must be high or low)

 

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  posted on 8/25/2010 at 06:57 PM
The preceding poster always buys high,and sells low.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 8/25/2010 at 09:31 PM
The above poster can see the low spark of high heeled boys

 

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  posted on 8/26/2010 at 09:04 AM
The above poster is only 1 of 40,000 headmen.

 

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  posted on 8/26/2010 at 09:32 AM
The above poster is Glad that he's Feelin' Alright.

 

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  posted on 8/26/2010 at 10:27 AM
The above poster likes to dress up as the Pearly Queen and wears medicated goo.

 

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