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True Peach



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  posted on 8/16/2010 at 08:00 PM
The previous poster once ran into Pee Wee Herman at movie theater and hasn't been the same since.

 

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Zen Peach



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  posted on 8/16/2010 at 08:23 PM
The previous poster is Pee Wee Herman.

 

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  posted on 8/16/2010 at 08:27 PM
The poster above likes to go door to door and talk about his friend Pee Wee Herman.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 8/17/2010 at 08:50 AM
The previous posters wife never refers to his unit so he must take matters into his own hands

 

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  posted on 8/17/2010 at 02:51 PM
In high school, the above poster's first 50 dates were with Rosie Palmer.

 

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  posted on 8/17/2010 at 05:38 PM
The poster above only likes women who have gone on a date with Rosie O'Donnell.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

True Peach



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  posted on 8/18/2010 at 09:24 PM
The above poster has all of those women in his address book.

 

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Maximum Peach



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  posted on 8/19/2010 at 07:19 PM
The above poster kept a little black address book but it was not filled with anything

 

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  posted on 8/19/2010 at 07:27 PM
The above poster keeps a little black dress in his closet.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

Maximum Peach



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  posted on 8/19/2010 at 09:40 PM
The above poster keeps a little black bra under his tshirt

 

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Zen Peach



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  posted on 8/20/2010 at 06:04 AM
The previous poster needs a manssiere.

 

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Quit!

 

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  posted on 8/20/2010 at 09:06 AM
The preceding poster needs new shoes.

 

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  posted on 8/20/2010 at 09:28 AM
The poster above walked a mile in the preceding posters shoes.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

Maximum Peach



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  posted on 8/20/2010 at 09:00 PM
The above poster walked a mile to get some Dairy Queen.

 

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  posted on 8/20/2010 at 09:18 PM
The above poster has been known to walk a mile for a camel.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 8/20/2010 at 09:33 PM
The above poster has slept inside a camel.

 

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  posted on 8/21/2010 at 12:25 PM
The above poster is unable to walk a mile because his inner thighs rub together and get rashy

 

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  posted on 8/21/2010 at 08:59 PM
The previous poster is unable to figure out how Burger King got with Dairy Queen and had Carls Jr.

 

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Zen Peach



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  posted on 8/21/2010 at 09:02 PM
The previous poster once spent the night with King Diamond.

 

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  posted on 8/21/2010 at 09:09 PM
The poster above swears his cubic Zirconia is a real diamond.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

True Peach



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  posted on 8/21/2010 at 09:29 PM
The above poster always visits the gentlemen's club on the nights Zirconia is dancing.

 

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  posted on 8/22/2010 at 09:17 AM
The above poster visited Zirconia the dancer and found out that she is a he

 

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  posted on 8/22/2010 at 02:38 PM
The poster above wasn't sure what to think when he went a blind date with someone named Lola.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

Maximum Peach



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  posted on 8/22/2010 at 07:40 PM
The above poster did not think it was funny when George Bush waved at Stevie Wonder

 

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  posted on 8/23/2010 at 12:08 AM
The poster above wonders if he will ever get to meet George Bush.

[Edited on 8/23/2010 by fanfrom-71]

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 
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