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  posted on 12/10/2009 at 11:53 PM
The above poster is obviously drunk (again), and upset that his Steelers suck.

 

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  posted on 12/10/2009 at 11:56 PM
The above poster has been known to speak the truth.

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 07:43 AM
The previous poster speaks with forked tongue

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 08:12 AM
The above poster had a cows tongue sandwich with mustard on rye for lunch yesterday

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 09:30 AM
The above poster just didn't believe that his tongue would stick to that frozen flagpole. Wrong again!

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 10:46 AM
The above poster constantly talks tongue in cheek

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 11:06 AM
The above poster sleeps clutching his autographed Maurice Cheeks photograph.

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 11:29 AM
The above poster does not sleep, as he is out stalking Tom Jones

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 01:30 PM
The above poster was passed over as an extra for the movie "Mars Attacks"

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 01:46 PM
The above poster has an extra ticket to a Tom Jones show - but you would have to sit next to him.

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 02:17 PM
The above poster already has a ticket....

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 02:30 PM
The above poster is proudly wearing his back stage pass on a lanyard around his neck

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 07:50 PM
The above poster guaranteed it would get me in backstage to any concert........

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 08:59 PM
The above poster has a great mustache.



"With great mustache comes great responsibility."

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 09:55 PM
The above poster is sans an appendix.

 

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  posted on 12/11/2009 at 10:03 PM
Mixed-race dudes hang around with the above poster so they'll look darker.

 

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  posted on 12/12/2009 at 12:20 PM
The above poster travels to see all the NASCAR races.

 

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  posted on 12/12/2009 at 03:46 PM
The above poster often travels to the hood to score some smoke

 

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  posted on 12/12/2009 at 03:47 PM
The above poster smokes crack to go to sleep.

 

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  posted on 12/12/2009 at 05:39 PM
The above poster smokes cigarettes to look cool

 

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  posted on 12/13/2009 at 03:12 AM
The above poster thinks he looks cool walking into Las Vegas casinos. As always, he is wrong.

 

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  posted on 12/13/2009 at 11:37 AM
The above poster walks into Las Vegas casinos because he is a huge fan of Wayne Newton

 

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  posted on 12/13/2009 at 03:12 PM
The above poster has all of Wayne Newton's albums.

 

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  posted on 12/13/2009 at 08:54 PM
The above posters favorite is Jim Nabors.

 

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  posted on 12/14/2009 at 12:23 PM
The previous poster is a closet Liberace fan

 

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