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  posted on 7/2/2010 at 10:27 AM
The above poster thinks that The Beatles couldn't carry a candle to The Monkees.

 

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  posted on 7/2/2010 at 11:24 AM
The above poster carries a torch for Peter Tork.

 

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  posted on 7/2/2010 at 12:54 PM
The above poster stills wear a hat similar to one Mike Nesmith wore.

 

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  posted on 7/2/2010 at 12:58 PM
The above poster is looking to replace his Devo hat

 

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  posted on 7/2/2010 at 01:40 PM
The above poster is looking to replace his underarm deodorant with a new brand.

 

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  posted on 7/2/2010 at 02:35 PM
The above poster is so excited about the new brand of underwear he bought that he wears them over his pants

 

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  posted on 7/2/2010 at 10:16 PM
The above poster wears his jeans "thug life" style so the rest of the world can admire his new drawers.

 

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  posted on 7/3/2010 at 08:15 AM
The previous poster loves to play nascar, always has skidmarks on his underwear.

 

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  posted on 7/3/2010 at 11:50 AM
The above poster collects underwear thrown at the Tom Jones concerts he attends

 

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  posted on 7/4/2010 at 11:19 AM
The above poster throws underwear at every Tom Jones concert he attends.

 

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  posted on 7/5/2010 at 10:31 AM
The above poster loses his underwear when he wears kilts

 

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  posted on 7/5/2010 at 11:28 AM
The above poster wears a kilt underneath his Dockers.

 

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  posted on 7/5/2010 at 12:01 PM
The above poster wears dockers while trolling for sailors at those "alternative" bars

 

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  posted on 7/6/2010 at 11:13 AM
The above poster routinely performs YMCA with his band at all of the local alternative bars

 

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  posted on 7/6/2010 at 04:32 PM
The above poster resides at a YMCA.

 

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  posted on 7/6/2010 at 08:17 PM
The above poster resides at a YWCA.

 

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  posted on 7/6/2010 at 08:53 PM
The above poster was arrested after he conducted a pantie raid at a YWCA.

 

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  posted on 7/6/2010 at 10:29 PM
The previous poster came down the chimney one Christmas dressed as Pantie Claws

 

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  posted on 7/7/2010 at 08:30 AM
The preceding poster helped Cheech write Santie Claus & His Old Lady.

 

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  posted on 7/7/2010 at 05:24 PM
The previous poster was my inspiration for the line, " and a lil more magic dust or Santie Clause".

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 08:12 AM
The above poster's pimp name in Vegas is Magic Juan

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 08:47 AM
The above posters favorite harp player is magic dick.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 10:11 AM
The above poster doesn't know dick about playing the harp.

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 11:46 AM
The previous poster posted a nice half and half

 

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  posted on 7/8/2010 at 01:04 PM
The above poster does a shot of half and half after his morning constitutional.

 

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