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  posted on 6/18/2010 at 08:38 AM
everytime the previous poster jumps over the neighbors backyard fence, he lands in something.

 

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  posted on 6/18/2010 at 08:51 PM
The previous poster jumps for joy when he sees the ice cream truck coming through his neighborhood

 

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  posted on 6/18/2010 at 10:40 PM
The previous poster tried to jump Joy's bones but was denied untilll he bought her an ice cream.

 

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  posted on 6/19/2010 at 10:39 AM
The above poster says he's the ice cream man, his flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

 

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  posted on 6/20/2010 at 08:59 PM
The poster above tells every woman named Suzy,that he's got to satisfy her.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 6/20/2010 at 09:35 PM
The above poster is a slave to satisfy his urge for snicker bars

 

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  posted on 6/21/2010 at 08:59 AM
The above poster is a regular resident at the iron bar hotel.

 

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  posted on 6/21/2010 at 10:46 AM
The above poster is known as Otis at certain jails in Kneebraska.

 

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  posted on 6/21/2010 at 10:48 AM
The above poster gets his hair cut by Floyd.

 

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Quit!

 

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  posted on 6/21/2010 at 10:51 AM
The above poster once dated Aunt Bee.

 

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  posted on 6/21/2010 at 11:12 AM
When the above poster was a little boy,he wanted to be like Barney Fife when he grew up.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

Zen Peach



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  posted on 6/21/2010 at 01:29 PM
The above poster moonlights at kids birthday parties in a Barney outfit.

 

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  posted on 6/21/2010 at 03:29 PM
The above poster is Dancing in the Moonlight on this long hot summer night.

 

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  posted on 6/21/2010 at 03:40 PM
The previous poster is Dancing In The Moonlight in his short summer nightie.

 

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  posted on 6/21/2010 at 05:47 PM
The above poster thinks the night time is the right time.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

Zen Peach



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  posted on 6/21/2010 at 05:57 PM
The above poster thinks the night time is the right time to wear PANTS

 

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  posted on 6/22/2010 at 08:17 AM
The above poster doesn't.

 

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  posted on 6/22/2010 at 09:11 AM
The above poster pants every time he visits a Hooters.

 

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  posted on 6/22/2010 at 04:07 PM
The above posters wife tells him all the time that he is growing hooters

 

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  posted on 6/22/2010 at 06:21 PM
The poster above tried to find employment at Hooters as a waitress because his favorite color is orange.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 6/22/2010 at 08:19 PM
The above poster named his dog a clockwork orange

 

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  posted on 6/22/2010 at 08:57 PM
The above poster likes to sing 'Singing in the Rain' while kicking things.

 

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  posted on 6/22/2010 at 10:08 PM
The above poster thinks Zeppelin's The Rain Song is actually about the weather.

 

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  posted on 6/23/2010 at 08:47 AM
The above poster still wonders why they call it Stormy Monday......when Tuesday is just as bad.

 

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  posted on 6/23/2010 at 09:06 AM
The above poster wants to know why they call it corned beef when there's no corn on the plate.

 

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