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  posted on 6/9/2010 at 10:53 AM
The above poster fills his pickup truck with water and skinny dips in his driveway

 

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  posted on 6/9/2010 at 10:58 AM
The poster above can't understand why you drive on a parkway,and park in a driveway!

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
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  posted on 6/9/2010 at 01:23 PM
The above poster can't understand almost anything.

 

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  posted on 6/9/2010 at 02:35 PM
The above poster has worn out 3 copies of Something/Anything.

 

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  posted on 6/9/2010 at 05:45 PM
The above poster plays the song Something over and over.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 09:11 AM
The above poster plays the song "Rubber Ducky" over and over.

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 09:14 AM
The above poster once spent 3 days running Rubber Soul backwards trying to find out if Paul was really dead.

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 09:41 AM
The above poster spent three days making a seven mile hike with bear spray in Alaska.

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 09:42 AM
The above poster thought the walrus was Paul

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 10:29 AM
The above poster says "Coo-coo-ke-choo" first thing every morning after he wakes up.

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 10:37 AM
The above poster stands on his bed, flaps his arms and says "cocka doodle do!" first thing every morning after he wakes up.

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 11:31 AM
The poster above wants someone to send his Red Rooster home to him.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 12:03 PM
The above poster wants Red Rover to send someone right over.

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 02:59 PM
The above poster has played the red rover game with his neighborhood kids, and they clotheslined him with the chain they made

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 04:12 PM
In the 70s, the above poster made a suit of armor using nothing but pull tabs.

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 04:20 PM
The above poster still drinks Tab soda so he can keep tabs on his weight

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 04:44 PM
The above poster still drinks with a sippy cup.

 

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  posted on 6/10/2010 at 07:05 PM
The above poster still drinks his bottled beer with a brown paper bag

 

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  posted on 6/11/2010 at 09:08 AM
The above poster mistakenly took the brown acid at Woodstock.

 

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  posted on 6/11/2010 at 12:39 PM
The above poster provided the brown acid at Woodstock.

 

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  posted on 6/11/2010 at 01:30 PM
The above poster actually coined the phrase "What can Brown do for you?"

 

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  posted on 6/11/2010 at 02:36 PM
Because the above poster commuted to college and did not live on campus, they called him a brownbagger.

 

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  posted on 6/12/2010 at 09:57 AM
The previous poster forgot to bring a shovel on his camping trip and put some brown in a paper bag.

 

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  posted on 6/12/2010 at 10:51 AM
When the above poster goes camping he fishes for brown trout.

 

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  posted on 6/12/2010 at 11:08 AM
The above poster has no idea what the mud shark is that Zappa is referring to in his song.

 

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