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  posted on 4/27/2010 at 06:34 PM
The above poster gets testy when he has not played with his rubber duckie at bath time.

 

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  posted on 4/28/2010 at 10:30 AM
The above poster does not frequently bathe.

 

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  posted on 4/28/2010 at 10:32 AM
The previous poster loves to bathe...He then gets to wear his sunday-go-to-meeting duds

 

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  posted on 4/28/2010 at 03:53 PM
The above poster has an insatiable desire for Milk Duds.

 

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  posted on 4/29/2010 at 10:59 AM
The above poster should know that the milkman always rings twice

 

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  posted on 4/29/2010 at 11:39 AM
The above poster should know that you never buy the cow if the milk is free.

 

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  posted on 4/29/2010 at 11:06 PM
The above poster has bought lots of cows.

 

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  posted on 4/30/2010 at 08:34 AM
The above poster has discovered that he enjoys wearing kilts

 

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  posted on 4/30/2010 at 04:26 PM
The above poster has a phobia about seesaws.

 

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  posted on 4/30/2010 at 05:04 PM
The previous poster always hung out with Jungle Jim.

 

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  posted on 5/1/2010 at 01:39 PM
The previous poster routinely wears his wife's lingerie around the house.

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  posted on 5/2/2010 at 07:02 PM
The above poster routinely edits his posts.

 

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  posted on 5/2/2010 at 08:01 PM
The above poster was the editor of the disco music section of his high school newspaper

 

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  posted on 5/3/2010 at 09:23 AM
The above poster has a dark cloud hanging over his head.

 

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  posted on 5/3/2010 at 09:43 AM
When the above poster was growing up, the neighborhood boys called him football head

 

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  posted on 5/3/2010 at 11:07 AM
When the above poster was growing up he got chased home from school every day.

 

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  posted on 5/3/2010 at 01:46 PM
The above poster was caught up in a squeeze play on the cheesy side of town.

 

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  posted on 5/3/2010 at 04:44 PM
The above poster likes to sing with Barry Manilow while showering.

 

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  posted on 5/3/2010 at 04:48 PM
The above poster likes to shower with Barry Manilow while singing.

 

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  posted on 5/3/2010 at 09:20 PM
The above poster has to take a cold shower after he watches Simon on American Idol

 

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  posted on 5/5/2010 at 09:39 AM
The above poster doesn't realize that Simple Simon was a pie man.

 

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  posted on 5/6/2010 at 11:35 AM
The above poster must think he has a connection to some blood on the tracks

 

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  posted on 5/7/2010 at 09:08 AM
The above poster is being assailed by an idiot wind.

 

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  posted on 5/7/2010 at 09:10 AM
The above poster aint gonna work on Maggie's farm no more.

 

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  posted on 5/7/2010 at 09:21 AM
The above poster is seeking shelter from the storm.

 

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