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Zen Peach



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  posted on 4/22/2010 at 02:35 PM
The above poster once killed a mockingbird.

 

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  posted on 4/22/2010 at 03:18 PM
The above poster knows all to well about the killing floor

 

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  posted on 4/22/2010 at 05:56 PM
The previous poster has a collection of citations received for floorin' it.

 

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  posted on 4/23/2010 at 08:51 AM
The preceding poster still has a Farrah Fawcett poster on his bedroom ceiling.

 

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  posted on 4/23/2010 at 09:42 AM
The previous poster still has a drip in his plumbing due to Farrah's Fawcett.

 

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  posted on 4/23/2010 at 11:30 PM
The preceding poster* once purchased a high-efficiency furnace from salesman Tad Moredick with A1-United Heating and Air conditioning.





*actually true in my case..still have his business card , slogan "Serving Comfort Everywhere"

 

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  posted on 4/24/2010 at 09:23 AM
The above poster wishes he had a tadmoredick

 

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  posted on 4/24/2010 at 10:14 PM
The previous poster seems to be jealous.

 

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  posted on 4/25/2010 at 08:14 AM
the previous poster was jealous when Tom Jones threw his underwear to his girlfriend and not him

 

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  posted on 4/25/2010 at 06:42 PM
the above poster doesn't wear any underpants

DOWN WITH THONGS!

 

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  posted on 4/25/2010 at 07:35 PM
The above poster wears his underpants over his pants

 

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  posted on 4/25/2010 at 08:41 PM
the above poster doesn't realize that I don't wear PANTS!


DOWN WITH PANTS!

 

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  posted on 4/25/2010 at 11:13 PM
The previous poster thinks pants are over-rated and still has an issue with the concept of training pants.

 

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  posted on 4/26/2010 at 09:35 AM
The previous poster was a circus clown who jumped over tanks filled with man-eating sharks on his big wheel in various 5 and dime parking lots in the greater midwest.

 

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  posted on 4/26/2010 at 03:27 PM
The above posters posts have jumped the shark.

 

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  posted on 4/26/2010 at 09:03 PM
The previous poster has jumped some bones.

 

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  posted on 4/27/2010 at 09:08 AM
The above poster uses black shoe polish to color his hair.

 

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  posted on 4/27/2010 at 09:30 AM
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The above poster uses black shoe polish to color his hair.


The above poster is a Dapper Dan man.

 

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  posted on 4/27/2010 at 09:32 AM
The above poster is a Jim Dandy gal.

 

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  posted on 4/27/2010 at 10:20 AM
The previous posters favorite line from Star Trek was, "Dammit Jim, I am only a doctor"

 

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  posted on 4/27/2010 at 02:55 PM
The above poster's favorite Star Trek line was Scotty snarling "I'm giving it all we got Captain!"

 

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  posted on 4/27/2010 at 05:19 PM
The above poster always wanted to be " Captain Kangaroo " so he could have a moose drop ping pong balls on his head.

 

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  posted on 4/27/2010 at 05:47 PM
The above poster has been peaking in my widows again.

 

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  posted on 4/27/2010 at 05:53 PM
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The above poster has been peaking in my widows again.



The above poster has apparently been married multiple times.

 

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  posted on 4/27/2010 at 06:04 PM

 

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