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  posted on 4/7/2010 at 03:02 PM
If the previous poster had corn he would shuck it.

 

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  posted on 4/7/2010 at 03:38 PM
The previous poster knows the censored version of that rhyme.

 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 07:51 AM
The above poster once passed out on a corner in Winslow, AZ.

 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 07:54 AM
The previous poster missed his chance with the girl in the flatbed Ford

 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 08:52 AM
The previous poster dated the girl with the faraway eyes

 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 11:47 AM
the above poster dated the goth girl with heavily mascaraed eyes

 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 12:34 PM
The previous poster danced with a broom at hos first homecoming dance.

 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 01:40 PM
The above poster is known to dance with himself.

 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 03:20 PM
The previous poster has been known to date all members of The Village People.

 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 03:37 PM
The above poster has been known to date himself because he can do the YMCA dance

 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 04:28 PM
The above poster is known to give himself the Heimlich Maneuver.

 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 04:33 PM
The above poster's name is Coot* Heimlich who developed his own maneuver to help streamline the process of bingeing and purging.
 

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  posted on 4/8/2010 at 08:06 PM
The above poster has been bingeing on twinkies all day in bed with his pjs on watching reruns of I love Lucy

 

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  posted on 4/9/2010 at 01:23 PM
The above poster still wears footed pajamas.

 

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  posted on 4/9/2010 at 02:18 PM
The above poster often loses his binky.

 

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  posted on 4/9/2010 at 03:02 PM
The above poster often loses at tiddly winks.

 

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  posted on 4/9/2010 at 07:27 PM
The above poster constanly loses when he ventures out to the singles bars because his lines to the ladies are lame.

 

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  posted on 4/9/2010 at 09:09 PM
The above poster enjoys patronizing gay bars because the men there "listen to my problems".

 

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  posted on 4/10/2010 at 11:52 AM
The previous poster failed the gay bar exam.

 

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  posted on 4/10/2010 at 12:55 PM
The previous poster was barred from gay bars because he hit on all the partons.

 

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  posted on 4/10/2010 at 02:15 PM
The previous poster must know that motel well!!

 

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  posted on 4/10/2010 at 06:11 PM
The previous has never stayed an entire night at a motel

 

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  posted on 4/10/2010 at 07:15 PM
The previous poster has spent an entire night trying the learn Ringo's drum solo on the Abbey Road release

 

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  posted on 4/10/2010 at 08:04 PM
The previous poster must be informed that I had to turn Abbey Road up way loud on the stereo cause it was so low.

 

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  posted on 4/10/2010 at 08:13 PM
The above poster is bombarded by subliminal messages and as a result, was injured when a thought struck him.

 

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