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  posted on 4/1/2010 at 02:47 PM
The above poster's house is egged by neighbor children at Halloween because he only hands out Sweet Tarts.

 

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  posted on 4/1/2010 at 03:27 PM
The above poster is a master beater when it comes to eggs.

 

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  posted on 4/1/2010 at 03:30 PM
The above poster is a master baiter of trolls in the WP.

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 08:42 AM
The above poster is missing many teeth and uses a bridge.

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 09:55 AM
the previous poster keeps more than his teeth in a glass on his nightstand.

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 10:52 AM
The above poster should know that Eleanor Rigby was wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 11:11 AM
the above poster is very clever

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 11:41 AM
the above poster carry's a cleaver in the saddle bag of his scoot.

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 12:16 PM
The above posters girlfriend has told told him to get rid of his saddle bags around his waist

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 03:27 PM
The above poster's "girlfriend" is a mare that regularly wears saddle bags.

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 06:51 PM
The above posters girlfriend is so fat that when she goes to bed, she falls off both sides.

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 08:23 PM
The above poster's girlfriend is so fat that she has her own zip code.

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 08:58 PM
The above posters girlfried is so ugly they push her face into the dough to make gorilla cookies

 

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  posted on 4/2/2010 at 10:36 PM
The above poster's social security number is "6."

 

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  posted on 4/3/2010 at 07:58 AM
the above poster has the above posters number

 

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  posted on 4/3/2010 at 05:35 PM
The previous poster has priors for rolling a number or two and going to a rock and roll show.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2010 at 05:48 PM
The previous poster has had numerous occasions of hysteria at a Tom Jones concert.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2010 at 09:56 PM
The above poster tends the wisteria at Tom Jones' house.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2010 at 10:19 PM
The above poster worked as a stunt double in Deep Throat.
 

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  posted on 4/3/2010 at 10:30 PM
The above 2 posters seem to know a lot about porn movies.

 

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  posted on 4/3/2010 at 10:32 PM
The above poster has a wide selection of corn porn

 

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  posted on 4/3/2010 at 10:35 PM
The above poster at least knows that corn porn has nothing to do with meat on a stick.

 

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  posted on 4/4/2010 at 01:58 AM
The previous poster better stick with listening to good music.

 

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  posted on 4/4/2010 at 08:23 AM
The above poster is a fan of the status quo song entitled pictures of matchstick men

 

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  posted on 4/4/2010 at 09:17 AM
The previous posters status is "offline".

 

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