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  posted on 3/22/2010 at 04:15 PM
The above poster exclusively drinks Phillips gin.

 

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  posted on 3/22/2010 at 04:18 PM
The above poster knows the guy that first discovered magnesium.

 

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  posted on 3/22/2010 at 09:42 PM
The above poster first discovered gin at the age of 6.

 

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  posted on 3/23/2010 at 08:20 AM
The above poster can twirl a six-shooter better than Bronco Billy.

 

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  posted on 3/23/2010 at 09:40 AM
The above poster while yawning, swallowed a paint ball.
 

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  posted on 3/23/2010 at 01:26 PM
The above poster frequently paints himself into a corner.

 

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  posted on 3/23/2010 at 01:29 PM
The above poster once tried to corner the natural gas market.

 

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  posted on 3/23/2010 at 01:37 PM
The above poster once tried to corner Courtney Love in a ladies room.

 

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  posted on 3/23/2010 at 03:13 PM
After being let go from his job, the above poster lucked out and was offered a job without uttering a single word. The only drawback was the circus was leaving town that night.
 

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  posted on 3/24/2010 at 11:27 AM
The above poster was busted for counting cards at Circus Circus.

 

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  posted on 3/24/2010 at 07:28 PM
The above poster was busted at a counting crowes show displaying an I love Adam poster

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  posted on 3/25/2010 at 01:38 PM
The previous poster has an impressive collection of 12" Adam & The Ants singles imported from England.

 

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  posted on 3/25/2010 at 03:02 PM
The previous poster has an extensive collection of photographs of mens adams apples.

 

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  posted on 3/26/2010 at 07:54 AM
The above poster has an extensive collection of photographs of Adams........ apples.

 

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  posted on 3/26/2010 at 09:14 AM
The above poster played Lurch in The Addams Family.

 

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  posted on 3/26/2010 at 10:39 AM
The above poster bears a striking resemblance to Cousin It.

 

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  posted on 3/26/2010 at 01:55 PM
The previous poster is almost as hairy as cousin it

 

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  posted on 3/26/2010 at 02:19 PM
The preceding poster's favorite movie is Harry & The Hendersons.

 

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  posted on 3/27/2010 at 11:40 AM
The previous posters favorite disco dance was the bump.

 

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  posted on 3/27/2010 at 09:26 PM
The above poster was once a disco queen

 

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  posted on 3/28/2010 at 08:50 AM
The above poster is a queen who serves O-tea.

 

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  posted on 3/28/2010 at 10:16 AM
The above poster is a former Rodeo Queen.

 

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  posted on 3/28/2010 at 11:34 AM
The above poster loves Mel Tillis

 

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  posted on 3/28/2010 at 08:45 PM
The above poster was once known as Velvet Fog Jr. But lost his vocal range at age 73, or so.
 

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  posted on 3/29/2010 at 09:08 AM
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The above poster was once known as Velvet Fog Jr. But lost his vocal range at age 73, or so.


The above poster wants to be draped in velvet.

 

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