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  posted on 3/11/2010 at 03:38 PM
The above poster has a treasure map of his backyard.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2010 at 05:11 PM
The previous poster dug up some hidden treasure and his finger stunk.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2010 at 06:50 PM
The above poster knows, he smelled of it.

 

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  posted on 3/11/2010 at 07:04 PM
The above poster ate it after he smelled it...........

 

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  posted on 3/13/2010 at 07:34 PM
The above poster once smelled something funny..

Then realized it was West Virgina

 

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  posted on 3/14/2010 at 01:59 PM
The above poster once dated a girl named Virginia . . . and she smelled kind of funny.

 

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  posted on 3/14/2010 at 11:27 PM
The poster above likes to go visit South Carolina periodically.
 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 09:56 AM
The above poster yells out "GO GAMECOCKS!" at random times throughout the day.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 01:09 PM
The previous poster got spurred by a banty rooster and wasn't even attending the rodeo.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 01:14 PM
The previous poster is well known on Rodeo Drive.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 01:24 PM
The previous poster has a license to drive...drive people crazy.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 01:40 PM
The above poster is crazy for feelin' so blue.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 01:47 PM
The previous poster has never seen my eyes.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 01:50 PM
The preceding poster has never seen the forest for the trees.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 02:01 PM
That dude who posted prior to me saw Moses part the Red Sea.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 02:02 PM
The above poster toted around the Ten Commandments tablets for him.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 04:20 PM
The previous poster added the 11h commandment...Thou shall make folks laugh.


edited to fix spelling error

[Edited on 3/15/2010 by gotdrumz]

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 07:33 PM
Upon the birth of the previous poster, Jesus looked at his Dad and said, "we're gonna need a few more rules."


11. Though shalt not play "get the Disco Sissy" with your Harley . . .

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 10:56 PM
The above poster throws his jacket like Travolta every time he sees a disco ball.....and he has one in his basement.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 11:01 PM
Last Halloween the above poster went as a human disco ball. Got hit by a car, came out with only minor scratches and was dizzy for about an hour.
 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 11:27 PM
The above poster has been dizzy since 1979.

 

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  posted on 3/15/2010 at 11:59 PM
The previous poster's dancing banana's make me dizzy.

 

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  posted on 3/16/2010 at 01:03 PM
The above poster is dizzy from too many banana daiquiris.

 

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  posted on 3/16/2010 at 01:55 PM
The above poster once asked Michael Corleone how to say "Banana Daiquiris" in Spanish.

 

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  posted on 3/16/2010 at 04:33 PM
The above poster once asked Michael Bolton how to say "I'm your biggest fan" in Portuguese.

 

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