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Zen Peach



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  posted on 2/22/2010 at 09:09 AM
The above poster has been banned from all wine tastings.

 

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  posted on 2/22/2010 at 10:17 AM
The previous poster has been banned for whining

 

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  posted on 2/22/2010 at 04:14 PM
The above poster tried pulling the above guitar of the brick wall & was last seen in a police car yelling " but officer, but officer ".

 

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  posted on 2/22/2010 at 08:52 PM
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The above poster tried pulling the above guitar of the brick wall & was last seen in a police car yelling " but officer, but officer ".
. . . as the previous poster made his getaway with the guitar the poster above him was accused of stealing.

 

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  posted on 2/23/2010 at 09:56 AM
The previous poster's favorite line in Bill and Ted's Excellent adventure is "Throw them in the Iron Maiden".... "excellent"

 

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  posted on 2/23/2010 at 02:08 PM
The above poster can no longer fit into his Iron Maiden t-shirt.

 

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  posted on 2/23/2010 at 02:09 PM
The above poster fits quite well into his Iron Maiden studded leather thong.

 

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  posted on 2/23/2010 at 02:23 PM
I'd like to thank the above poster for helping me put it on.

 

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  posted on 2/23/2010 at 02:39 PM
The above poster needed help since he was putting it on inside out

 

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  posted on 2/23/2010 at 07:44 PM
The above poster always goes in through the out door.

 

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  posted on 2/23/2010 at 10:52 PM
The previous poster wore a raspberry beret

[Edited on 2/24/2010 by lonomon]

 

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  posted on 2/24/2010 at 09:53 AM
The above poster dated Eric Carmen when Carmen was in The Raspberries.

 

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  posted on 2/24/2010 at 11:22 AM
The above poster dated Dennis Rodman when he was married to Carmen Electra.

 

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  posted on 2/24/2010 at 03:18 PM
The above poster was engaged to Lindsey Lohan.

 

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  posted on 2/24/2010 at 06:07 PM
The above poster fast-forwards to the Lindsay Lohan segments on Robot Chicken.

 

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  posted on 2/24/2010 at 11:00 PM
The above poster thinks that robot tastes like chicken.

 

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  posted on 2/24/2010 at 11:13 PM
The above poster thinks there really is a turkitron.
 

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  posted on 2/24/2010 at 11:35 PM
The above thinks there really is a tooth fairy.

 

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  posted on 2/25/2010 at 12:09 AM
A fairy once left a $100 bill under the above poster's pillow.
 

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  posted on 2/25/2010 at 06:54 AM
The previous poster went and stole the $100 from under said poster's pillow

 

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  posted on 2/25/2010 at 04:56 PM
The above poster normally tips hookers an additional $100.

 

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  posted on 2/25/2010 at 04:56 PM
The previous poster must have seen that on COPS.

 

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  posted on 2/25/2010 at 05:03 PM
The previous poster once copped a feel and his friend got slapped.

 

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  posted on 2/25/2010 at 05:03 PM
The above poster has a copy of the song "Bad Boys" in Flemish, Dutch, Russian and Esperanto.

 

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  posted on 2/25/2010 at 05:54 PM
The previous poster must relish in the fact that I had to Google "Esperanto"

 

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