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  posted on 5/19/2010 at 07:49 AM
The above poster has decided to re-experience his childhood by wearing a diaper around the house.

 

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  posted on 5/19/2010 at 11:03 AM
The poster above was traumatized from wearing diapers as a child.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 5/19/2010 at 01:47 PM
After the above poster completed his toilet training, he proceeded to sh*t his pants whenever he got nervous

 

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  posted on 5/20/2010 at 04:24 PM
The above poster is the only man in the world (well, except Lee maybe) to put the toilet seat down.

 

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  posted on 5/21/2010 at 07:32 AM
The above poster thinks he is perfect to a fault

 

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  posted on 5/21/2010 at 08:06 AM
The above poster has 3 of a perfect pair.

 

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  posted on 5/21/2010 at 10:01 AM
The above poster goes to great lengths to protect his perfect pair.

 

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  posted on 5/21/2010 at 11:10 AM
The above poster likes the phrase "eat a pear for peace".

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 5/21/2010 at 01:19 PM
The above poster has a pear shaped body

 

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  posted on 5/21/2010 at 04:35 PM
The preceding poster still likes to bob for apples.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 5/21/2010 at 07:36 PM
The previous poster socked Bob in his adam's apple

 

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  posted on 5/22/2010 at 08:42 AM
The previous poster tells all the girls that he really likes her peaches and wants to shake her tree

 

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  posted on 5/22/2010 at 08:55 AM
The above poster is hopelessly caught up in classic rock hell.

 

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  posted on 5/22/2010 at 09:03 AM
The above poster listens to Hell's Bell's REALLY loud on their stereo.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 5/22/2010 at 11:29 AM
The above poster gets frightened wherever he reads Dante Inferno about Hell

 

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  posted on 5/23/2010 at 08:58 AM
The preceding poster has been to hell and back.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 5/23/2010 at 11:36 AM
The previous poster wants to bring sexy back

 

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  posted on 5/23/2010 at 09:27 PM
The above poster still wears his puffy Seinfeld shirt to dinner parties

 

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  posted on 5/24/2010 at 08:17 AM
The above poster wears his manzier under his puffy shirt.

 

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  posted on 5/24/2010 at 09:02 AM
The above poster wears his manzier over his puffy shirt.

 

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  posted on 5/24/2010 at 10:23 AM
The previous poster wears a push-up 38 DD Bro-zier without a shirt.

 

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  posted on 5/24/2010 at 11:00 AM
The above poster thinks he's tough because he boasts about doing 38 push ups.

 

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  posted on 5/24/2010 at 11:13 AM
The above poster hasn't done a push up since the age of 38.

 

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Well 30 years of heart and soul,lord we took it further than rock and roll.
We stood together thru thick and thin,yeah we made the best of it all back then.
Then I guess time took it's toll,cut me deep,cut me cold.
Brother against brother....

 

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  posted on 5/24/2010 at 11:23 AM
The above poster only reads pop up books.

 

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  posted on 5/24/2010 at 01:30 PM
The above poster thought Jetro Tull's Stand Up was a great release (among others).

 

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